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Her loyalty was never to you. It was to the version of you that made her feel a certain way. The moment you stop producing that feeling through failure, complacency, or just bad timing the loyalty follows the feeling out the door. This isn't cruelty. It's just how emotional loyalty works. The solution isn't to be paranoid. It's to never stop becoming someone worth being loyal to.

Always expect a woman to betray you. Not because she's evil, but because her loyalty belongs to her feelings.

Self confidence and self worth are not male or female. They don’t wear trousers or skirts. But the way we package it in Nigeria, you’d think self worth only wears wigs and heels, does soft glam, speaks gently, and has a “sunglass” body shape. As if confidence comes with contour, lashes, and a waist trainer. Meanwhile, men are out here too bruised by words, shattered by insults, quietly rebuilding their egos with silence and gym subscriptions. Truth is, either gender can have their confidence destroyed physically or verbally. Pain does not check gender before it lands. Self worth no get wig. Confidence no get beard. If it can be built, it can be broken man or woman. Let’s stop acting like insecurity is a ladies-only subscription. FB📌

I hope Wilfred Ndidi gets that deal. Even if it’s a loan move. It’ll be good for his CV and everything else he does after his career. That’s arguably the biggest football club in the world. It’s important for his visibility too, even if he has a lot of that already. But it takes it a notch higher.

⚡️This is a #Tokunbo takeover! Join the cast of the Netflix film Tokunbo for a LIVE chat! Get the inside scoop, ask questions and share your thoughts! 🍿Link to tune in from anywhere: twitter.com/i/spaces/1ypJd… #ShockspacesXTokunbo

@Postsubman Fucking lairs!!! This show was 7yrs ago and your caption is misleading. My name is Funnybone! Fucking lairs

- Moment Akpororo and Funnybone reportedly kicked seyi law out of stage because his jokes were boring.

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Dem don really see us finish sha cause wetin be dis 😂. Your entire net worth no fit help Ikoyi talkless of Nigeria 😂😂😂

Willie and Cletus 💯💯

June 16th 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Which way Nigeria???

Chelsea🙄🙄💔