Buck Stanley

About to crank one out. @DugginsFred where you at? Need someone to hold my 🦎 #yank

@usatodaysports That’s because his legs are spread. #stank

Elgton Jenkins, the Green Bay Packers' Pro Bowl guard, got into two skirmishes with Cincinnati Bengals defenders and was ejected from practice. usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

@GilbertDurinho @NewAmsterdam What are we entering?

Enter to win @NewAmsterdam

@OhioStateFB All to get slapped by Michigan.

dedication in the preparation🍿

@barstoolsports @KFCBarstool @KFCradio @stoolpresidente That’s the biggest, “I’m Him”, moment of our generation.

Dave Portnoy repurchases 100% of Barstool Sports to become sole owner once again @kfcbarstool @kfcradio @stoolpresidente

@stoolpresidente @calebpressley Great. Ready to see some hung horses.

Barstool is back

@SagED_UP Swiper no Swiping.

@SagED_UP Buddy the Elf.

I woke up 🧱 this morning. Ready to get going. #whiskday

@wojespn Holy shit, this news was about as worthless as tits on a boar.

The Los Angeles Lakers are acquiring the 40th pick from the Indiana Pacers for No. 47 and cash, sources tell ESPN.

Every night I eat peanut butter. Last night I was a little whisked up and slapped a little on my pecker. Woke up this morning and my dog Churro had PB breath that reeeeked. I also woke up with a tent set up under the sheets. You tell me what happened.. was I assaulted? #camping

@ESPNNBA Why do the Knicks every year give me blue balls. Have to have testicular cancer by now.

Quick & Randle got The Garden going up 💥

@barstoolsports @StevenCheah @stool_scenes He’s so sexy, yet ugly as shit.

Are bus boys at fancy restaurants secret millionaires? How has @StevenCheah survived this long? New @stool_scenes is out now: youtube.com/watch?v=2X-i2r…

@DugginsFred you should smell my quac taint right now. It’s a wow. Wish we were together.

@MaxueLvictorT Facts yo

They should stop already

@RealChrisSays Looks like a chode. No cap..

@memgrizz XXX.. wTf

TRIP + X. YALL KNOW THE LINGO 🐶

@lthomasnews I’d pick sex and the city.

Ok, how was the UFC card? What should I prioritize to watch?

@nuggets @PointsBetUSA 38 percent. Wow. Ass bung!

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@BSSportsbook Hammer him with his hammer! Smart!

We got the ref dropping the hammer out here twitter.com/BR_OpenIce/sta…