The-Stand

I'm no longer living from paychecks to paychecks, I'm living from hand to mouth bruhhh.

So useless to the point that all they do is twerk for Manchester city.

Remontanda has been completely useless ever since Ronaldo left Europe… The real meaning of remontanda is Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

In the history of the Champions League. There is only one footballer who could lose 2-0 to Simeone’s Atletico Madrid and score a hattrick in the return leg to knock him out. You could never bet against Prime Cristiano Ronaldo.

I swear to god everything you think your fav is good at, Cristiano was better than him

@nobodylike25 Burna and hit talks

davido get hit pass burna, oml

🚨🔥 Mikel Arteta on how he feels: “Fire. I am on fire”. “I am dreaming so much, I have done so much to be in this position. I see beauty, opportunity, I want to get it done. I have zero fear. Purpose, fire, direction, conviction that we will do it.” 😤❤️‍🔥

🚨 Great news! Wizkid’s “Made In Lagos: Deluxe Edition” is back in the Top 10 of Apple Music Nigeria Top Albums chart, landing at #10... — He currently has 3 projects on the top 10.

🚨 Wizkid’s “Made In Lagos: Deluxe Edition” re-enters the Top 10 of Apple Music Nigeria Top Albums chart at #10. 🦅👏🏾

God, pity me abeg Help me this week. Try give me money

This is the poorest I've been in a very long time

@hypetribeng 😂

“I Am the Greatest Afrobeats Artist of the Decade, I Am the Greatest” 🚨Omah Lay in new interview w/ Capital Xtra

Boys dey try their best, na life just hard.

@Araoluwanimi01 Snake

delete one animal from earth.

GOD🥺 I need a big winnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wey no sabi shiiitt

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

Konji Una, me wey dey financial danger

Justin Bieber’s Coachella video broke Instagram’s record for most views in 24 hours… Justin Bieber — 100M+

capital oh, profit oh, savings oh... i don chop all.