There’s Only One Jezza

@crippsszn Why would you go and watch games when u know you won’t have a job at the end of the year. Or maybe sooner.

Fucking Prat Voss has never been sighted at a game before. Mitchell, Fagan. Two elite coaches get proper insight. Whereas Vossy probably gooning on the couch 👍 We verse pies in 3 weeks we should be getting all the info live. Shows levels of coaching. #AFLPiesGiants #baggers

@hippyygoat Anyone who believes this is a bigger fuckwit than the clowns who put it together.

@AntiWokeMemes Just an entitled fuckwit.

Is Greta Thunberg a Communist or a Retard?

@theheraldsun $50 million. That’s like $50 to you and me.

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are on notice as kids easily bypass Australia’s under-16s social media ban, exposing them to harmful content including suicide guides and sextortion > bit.ly/4lSErzU

@Liam2799 @easymmmkay Correct, we did. And loving it. They were and that’s why ur captain lost his Brownlow, even though ur “sports scientist” kept no records. Go and read the ASADA report, that’s if u can read. But you dumb cunts have ur head up ur arses and believe ur clubs bullshit.

@StandMeOver @easymmmkay A few? You bought 1 with brown paper bags. Nobody was caught brother. Simple cunt aren’t you?

Everyone knows my disdain for the Essendon FC. It’s a healthy AFL rivalry & hatred that has festered in me for decades. However I no longer feel glee in their current predicament. They’re in all sorts & I’d rather a strong competitive Bombers along with Carlton. The AFL needs it

@WayneReardon @theheraldsun Any time. But I can guarantee you aint making a $1.50 profit on a $50 plate.

@StandMeOver @theheraldsun My family has been very successful in the hospitality industry for over 70 years, but thanks for your advice.

Victorians may soon have to pay more to eat out at their favourite venue as the hospitality industry grapples with the fuel crisis and increased transport and delivery costs. Have your say on the proposed levy > bit.ly/4syWnlC

@Jvnior Any chance u can stay there after u visit?

🚨🇯🇵 BREAKING: 24,000 Japanese people took to the streets to support Iran and Palestine against the Zionist Epstein regime. I love you Japan. I hope to visit you soon.

@theheraldsun Jackson, tell all the cry babies that are jealous to go and get fucked. You and your siblings are entitled to any investment ur dad set up or had. I hope u all get 100 times more than what is reported, ur dad did it for u guys.

Shane Warne’s son has denied he and his siblings will benefit from the $2.3bn sale that’s rocked cricket, despite his father’s former stake in the IPL franchise > bit.ly/4bxVwf1

@Batman2242 This is the government that people have voted in. Just like the people who vote Labor e.g. govt workers, Union members, dole bludgers, welfare recipients. All they want is to keep getting votes and to keep their high paying jobs for doing nothing. This country is fucked.

34 Australian senators have voted NO to investigating the corruption that is going on in the NDIS. Does this seem wrong to you ? I find it very worrying…….

@WayneReardon @theheraldsun I have no doubt it’s expensive and difficult to run a restaurant and I wouldn’t do it after seeing my mates run them, but don’t insult my intelligence by telling me ur making $1.50 profit on a $50 meal. And if you seriously are, then you shouldn’t be in business.

@StandMeOver @theheraldsun You should open a restaurant. I think you'll do really well.

@r31gnn Why are young people so dumb? FM!

how the fuck do you people not see these are concentration camps???

@aaronsmith @mattjcan I thought elec cars were to save the environment?

In the same part of Melbourne today, some are paying $221 to fill a 70L diesel tank. Others are paying $2.80 to charge a 70kWh battery. If the LNP hadn’t spent years frustrating the transition and failing to build the infrastructure, a lot more people would be paying $2.80.

@AlboMP That photo looks more like “Here you go dickheads, I’ve passed a law that will do nothing, so get off my back about petrol prices. “ How about reducing the tax on fuel so prices come down? Nah, can’t do that cause now ur making a squillion in taxes on the higher price. FO!

Our new laws to crack down on petrol price gouging have just passed Parliament. We're doubling penalties for companies doing the wrong thing. Because there's no excuse for increasing profits at the expense of Australians.

@WayneReardon @theheraldsun Mate if you’re only making $5 per meal I’d be closing the kitchen. And all the things ur calling out as expenses are tax deductible, but nobody factors the benefit of that when they’re telling you how much a plate costs to put on a table.

Not now, but before the lockdown days when people still drank alcohol, yes. That's why I'd always push staff to offer desserts after dinner, as we'd make up to $7 profit on a dessert. We make all our money through drinks. Any gross profit from meals was used up through wages, rent, bank fees, council fees, insurance, gas, electricity and a heap of other small costs. It's very expensive to run a hospitality business. Most of my customers are amazed when I tell them those commercial dinner plates that we use in pubs cost us $50 each. Someone breaks one of those and that's the gross profit gone from 10 meals. All the little things like pest control, cutlery, crockery, napkins, bread, condiments, fire protection, advertising/sponsorship, cleaning, repairs and replacement of kitchen appliances and restaurant furniture all add up too.

@Liam2799 @easymmmkay At least we scored a few premierships. What have the Bombers done since being caught as drug cheats?🤣

@StandMeOver @easymmmkay No worries.. now a live look in at Carlton in the 90’s

@Duckimusprime @6NewsAU Why, what’s the big deal? The vast majority of people couldn’t give two fucks that anyones gay. There are fuckwits on every subject with Neanderthal comments.

@StandMeOver @6NewsAU Well their aren't any that have come out publicly. And the comments in here kind of show why.

#BREAKING 🚨 Leigh Ryswyk has become the first male AFL player to come out as gay, following Mitch Brown's decision to come out as bisexual, during an interview on JOY 94.9 Ryswyk played one match for Brisbane in 2005 before playing 226 matches for North Adelaide in the SANFL

@SandraEckersley @stevemorwell All waste of time pretend politicians trigger me.

@StandMeOver @stevemorwell He triggers you, doesn’t he?

David Pocock has achieved more as a single Independent MP in four years than Pauline Hanson and her entire circus of expensive clowns have achieved in 20 years. #auspol

@3AWNeilMitchell The viewers win, don’t have to listen to the PC crap.

I think the ABC staff walking out laughing and cheering is a bad look. Nobody wants to go on strike. It has to be done at times but it is never cause for celebration. Everybody loses.

@SandraEckersley @stevemorwell He’s done shit. Just jumps on other peoples ideas. Looks at the polls for the idea, sees the most people likes them, then jumps on them to keep himself re-elected. Just another grifter politician.

@stevemorwell David Pocock is a former Wallabies rugby captain turned Independent Senator for the ACT (elected 2022), known for achieving key policy wins on climate action, housing, & integrity, including negotiating $6.3bn for social housing & passing the National Anti-Corruption Commission.

@SandraEckersley Yeah, tell us what he’s achieved? He’s all talk and no show