Standup Batman

We need a @BenBankas vs. @NatalieCuomo Roast Battle - they take turns roasting themselves while the crowd sits in confused horror.

Did he just do crowdwork with the voices in his head?

Everybody hates pedophiles - until Jerry Seinfeld, Chris D’elia or Jeff Ross needs an opener.

Remember @adamcarolla from The Man Show? Looks like he’s the latest has been who thought pivoting to standup would be easy youtu.be/tcdfqDohGMo?si…

A Zionist comedian, who exclusively bombs - if nothing else, at least she’s on brand.

@Raanancomedy Dang - this didn’t have your patented twist ending, where you beg to go on their podcast and then accept when invited.

I have such mixed feelings about the comedians who endorsed Donald Trump. On one hand they used their influence to help elect a psychopath who has unleashed unimaginable suffering on to the world, but on the other hand they're terrible at comedy. It' complicated.

Howdy fellow cowboy - you should mosey on down to the Mothership at sundown. I’ve got me a saddlebag full of pronoun jokes, I reckon will tickle yer fancy. There’s none of us left in LA now by the way. I was the last one.

DMs telling me Hanna Berner stiffs her writers & Jeff Dye is a joke thief. What’s the details?

If you’re a male comedian who only talks about your dick - you’re hack peddler of shock schlock and you best learn to get laughs without working blue, if you wanna make it in this biz!!! If you’re a female comedian who only talks about your pussy - you’re a Filth Queen™!!!

Remember the backlash against autotune in music? Now comedy needs that - also against autotune, strangely.

Omghahalol youre a comic who went on the local morning show and said wild things - you’re just like Norm Macdonald except an unoriginal hack version who’s devoid of talent

I need a TikTok hacks vs. Rogansphere hacks war more than I need air to breathe.

.@WhitneyCummings is on the hunt for the arsonists who are melting her face

Whitney milking 40 seconds on CNN noone watched

‘I actually don’t think Oswald acted alone.” - @WhitneyCummings any minute now

@WhitneyCummings @BizzleUrgh Well known free speech defender @WhitneyCummings

@BizzleUrgh speech

CNN was so scared of @WhitneyCummings ‘truth bombs’ they almost didn’t load them in the teleprompter for her.

I’m not saying @WhitneyCummings is desperate for attention but her openers on tour are Hawk Tuah Girl, Barstool Chick, Moo Deng and a Cybertruck.

.@WhitneyCummings is milking her CNN ‘roast’ more than SNL did the Beavis & Butthead sketch.

Two sold out shows @HollywoodImprov tonight for the he/she that made the ‘scram’ TikTok. Does he/she actually do standup? I don’t know. Nor does anyone who bought a ticket or the @HollywoodImprov