Standwa: The Beloved 🍉

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nyakego@NyakegoMaponya·15h

Cyril became president in 2018 and when I recall properly that’s when my life started going downhill.

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Mike 📺@michaelcollado·1d

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

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Uncle Ruckus@Emarged·1d

Nike needs to fire their entire design department.

Point de Penalty@_PointDePenalty

Adidas dévoile le nouveau maillot third du Mexique ! 🇲🇽

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Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️@MelloFelicia1·17h

WhatsApp forgot its biggest strength was being simple. Nobody asked for a social media multiverse inside a messaging app 😭

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Jasmine.@glacier_heart·1d

i have baby fever the same way dads do. i just wanna see how the kid will look, nothing else interests me. 😭

maMvelase ❤️@Nocylove123

For those who got baby fever, daycare is about R3500 a month.

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ً͏@odqaard·1d

If Arsenal fans can be patient with Gyökeres and Madueke, then they can be patient with Zubimendi. He left his boyhood club to play for us, he’ll always have my support

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Standwa: The Beloved 🍉@Standwa_N·17h

I’m counting Spurs’ relegation as another title

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VT@VusiThembekwayo·1 Mar

David didn't pray for Goliath. He killed him.

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yimika|@yimikaaaa·1d

If I’m having a tough conversation with you, it’s because I want you in my life and want you to tighten up so I can keep you in it. I’m not attacking you

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Joey joruta I need a seinen! 👾@JoeyJoruta·2d

Créame una pta cabeza de águila realista usando basura si lo ves tan facil

.@wasq00

اللحين هذا يعتبر فن ؟؟

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Crazy Kennar@crazy_kennar·1d

CURRENCIES IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Akanksha 🦭@akanksha7196·2d

honestly applying for a schengen visa is a humiliation ritual

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august@regularaugust·1d

Cost zero dollars to plug in an hdmi cable and show them some bullshit

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

"The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252," per BMO

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LiberianGirl 🍉@LiberianGirl779·1d

MJ: “I love Michelangelo. If I had a chance to talk to him, i would want to know about what inspired him to become who he ist, the anatomy of his craftsmanship, not about who he went out with last night.” Oprah: “How much plastic surgery have you had?” 🤡🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️