Steve
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Steve
@StannisLobster
I am @King_Stannis's pet lobster. @DevotedDevan is my bestie, @RamsayBolton's Bear is my lover. Not affiliated w/GRRM, Game of Thrones, or reality.
Dragonstone Katılım Haziran 2011
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@Rhaegal_ @HansenTheBold And of all the monikers I think "the Bold" was definitely the right choice #thosepedos #areprettyscary
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@HansenTheBold The fact that this account exists makes me adore #FakeWesteros that much more #loled #sohard
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Best. Tweet. Ever. "@AryaSheWolf: @SuddenlySandor @Jon_Snows_Mouth Is this a Catelyn x Theon bedslave feather hat thing?"
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#youknowiloveyouwhen I threaten physical harm to your person. It's my way of showing just how much I care! #lobsterlovin
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@Rhaegal_ @Mare_Craven @Darkmstf @MeanieStranger Phew! The last thing I need is a trampling. Hey, you're a pretty good flier, right?
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@Mare_Craven @Rhaegal_ @Darkmstf @MeanieStranger I'm safe though, right?!?! #hestartedit #well #notreally
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@Rhaegal_ @MeanieStranger @Darkmstf I don't have a nose, so it doesn't bother me! #sucksforyou #trolololol
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@MeanieStranger @Rhaegal_ @Darkmstf *lands perfectly and clicks pinchers menacingly* I let you lick me, so don't lock me in your butt!
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@KingRobbStark #occ I just needed to say that your profile description is the single funniest one I have ever read!
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@MeanieStranger @Rhaegal_ @Darkmstf Oh my, oh my, my, my. That was a REALLY bad idea. #sharpenspincer #willcutmywayout
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@Rhaegal_ @MeanieStranger Hmm, interesting *explores butt, not bothered because of no nose* There is good hidi- uhhh, I mean, space in here!
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@MeanieStranger @Rhaegal_ I have to PAY you to use your butthole?!?!? #ohsteve #thisishowthesethingswork
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