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BREAKING: US stock market futures surge after the US and Iran halt strikes: 1. S&P 500: +0.7% 2. Nasdaq 100: +1.2% 3. Dow Jones: +0.6% 4. WTI Crude: -8.0% 5. Brent: -6.0% 6. Gold: +0.7% The market is beginning to price-in a peace deal again.

@Scdiem 🤣🤣🤣

I do uber eats once a year because after I come to my senses I am angered and then proceed to delete the app.

@sivenathinkosii 💯

@Qoboqobo4 🤣🤣

This was me to day,Full Chicken and side kwaHonchos is R135 kodwa when I tried to order ngeApp the total was R244. Ndakhupha inyama kwifreezer ndapheka😂

U9060 v1. . . .NB cooked! What a shoe!

Andrea Johnson: To Mothibi and Ramaphosa, I resign with immediate effect.

An intelligence report from Gen. Khan 🤣🔥

@PennyLDN 🤣🤣🤣

I was going to order breakfast this morning, everything came to £15+ Took my ass straight to the kitchen

@theedeus I have an ironing board!😭

@Stanonline_ i m giving u the biggest side eye right now😂

I agree, but ironing board yona? Kholwa, uzoyi thenga ngokwakho if uyayidinga.

@theedeus Granite countertop. Works every time!

@Stanonline_ how do u press ur shirts without an ironing board😭?

Nobody warns you that being poor is a full time job. Waiting for the bus because you can't afford petrol. Calling customer care and getting put on hold for the third time. Walking an extra block for the cheaper loaf of bread. Sitting on the phone with insurance arguing about a claim they don't want to pay. Poverty doesn't just take your money. It takes your whole day.

How does a country holding 60% of one of the world's hottest oil basins drill zero wells in four years? Namibia will tell you. Across the border, in the exact same Orange Basin, they've drilled over 20 wells since 2022, most of them striking oil. Some of those finds now rank among the biggest discoveries in Africa's history. South Africa holds the bigger share of that basin. And has nothing to show for it. Every time TotalEnergies or Shell wins environmental approval to explore, it ends up back in the Western Cape High Court. The Green Connection, Natural Justice and small fishing cooperatives keep filing challenges. One approval was cancelled in August 2025. Another verdict is still pending. I'm not saying scrap environmental review. I'm asking why the process takes years here while Namibia moves in months, using the same ocean, the same rock, the same play. South Africa isn't short on oil. It's short on the ability to get out of its own way.

@chantie_hun 🤣🤣

Hao 😩😩😭 nijani kanti

I thought Statistics was just mean, mode and median kanti itjo.

Cha inkulu into anenzayona😭

@BottomGogo 🤣🤣

@Stanonline_ I have to wash the rice and I am screaming 😭

UberEats prices will have you defrosting the meat and washing the rice at 9pm.

[BREAKING NEWS] PIC chair and Deputy Finance Minister David Masondo resigns. This follows a string of board resignations. #Newzroom405

JUST IN: UK EMBASSY CLOSES & FRANCE EMBASSY HAS NOW EVACUATED ALL STAFF FROM TEHRAN SOMETHING BIG IS COMING