Stanton

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Sitting in a chair backwards. Bitches love that.

It happened. I made a 6-7 joke in my dreams. Yes everyone hated it. I actually scared the huzz in my dreams. I'm so fucking cooked, man.

I want a house like the kame house.

The timeline would be so different if Elon Musk just shut the fuck up and never said anything public again after smoking that blunt on The Joe Rogan Experience. He would still be the coolest guy on earth and the concern about billionaire tech bro overreach would be cut in half.

There will be a game that comes out that all, yes, ALL the homies will play and have fun with. We, yes, WE will run lobbies and dunk on folk together as a squad.

My whole Instagram algorithm is Game Of Thrones edits right now and I never want it to change.

Scars over tattoos everyday. At least for me. That's those African genes. May get branded someday. That's gunna suck.

Ngl, I do go for an aesthetic. The more in shape I am the easier it is to achieve. Right now, I hit my mark at about 30%-40%, but, either way, most people can't see the vision. At my previous peak people thought I was homeless. There's a thin line between Kanye and me made of $.

The all you can eat absolutely hates to see me coming. Canonically.

I have to chill out because I be saying some unnecessarily cryptic shit to schizophrenics.

Cortisol rising.

Actually don't give a fuck anymore. Shits a super power.

How is it that my charisma is both maxed out and my dump stat at the same time?

Misgendering women when they disrespect me>>>>>

Honestly, need to get back to writing poetry. Something I hated doing but still admired. Learned I had a natural affinity for it according to my teachers. Fitting, calming, and mocking all at once.

What a day. Ups and downs, yall.

Slowly becoming Billie Eilish's number 1 hater.

100% pissses me off that the UK call fries chips. Yall are fine. It's not your fault you were taught wrong but my god. Snap the fuck out of it.

They're calling black ICE agents the N word now. 🤣 hell yeah, ruin it for all your little friends. You are what you hate. There is no differentiator. Eat your own, hate yourself.

Sometimes a mission is just the thing you need.