𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩.

Oh—! Anna Marie, do be careful - they're adorable but their teeth are the equivalent of many tiny knives.

Oh my god he’s her hero “Y-ya sure?” She asks, not wanting to leave him hungry.

Everybody, please avoid the bathtub of baby alligators.

POSSIBLY has some luck. He's got a perfectly cut half of an Italian sub he's holding out as an offer to share.

Too, too relatable.