Ozabor Precious

The sexiest thing is when she’s trying not to moan but the dick keeps hitting that spot and she fails miserably

When you eating the 🐱 right, she starts caressing your head like she's adding shampoo 😭😂

From okomi to hey... insufficient funds ya werey gan😂

how do i tell her i want to watch her touch herself

In 2021 one of my guy for our office was friendzoned by a girl he liked. I told him to freestyle the girl and give me her contact that'll package her. The guy said okay,in his mind he thought the same way the girl turned him down she'll also turn me down like that. As a king of game. I told him let's give it a trial and promised to deliver my pulling unit. He later shared the contact with me. As a normal street guy,the first time I saved the girl's contact,I updated my WhatsApp status. I posted myself in the airport and after I posted myself in a hotel. Normal throw to impress new girl. The girl then asked where I reside I told her, I'm based in Asaba but I just traveled to Lagos to cool off for some days but I'll be back by weekend. Low-key I'm in Asaba with my banana boxers. The lamba was all hype for me to get her attention.. We got talking and I was showing my guy the chat and how the girl is feeling me. I told him that I'm about to shift that panties that seems impossible for him. After much introduction with the girl,she agreed to come see me in Asaba Shoprite the day I'll come back. I told her okay but I'll like us to spend some time in Bellwood hotel. She agreed without objection. I then turned to my guy to gist him but little did I know that he went back to tell the girl that everything I told her was a lie. That I'm in Asaba the house with him. That all those lamba was because I want to fvck her. When I found out what happened,I lost it. I didn't do much shaa. As a chilled guy deleted his number and since then we've never spoken again and I'm no longer in Asaba. About the girl? I later run am wetin no go good and we're still talking till date. You see boys raised by Single Mothers? Let me not say much. But just like Geh Geh said. Simps will betray you for female approval and the worse part is that they will still not get the pussy. #SaysDeRealKing. ✍️

He’s able to see the world for the first time ❤️

"Dad who was Bruno Fernandes?"

A lady was brought to the UK by her husband. They had a little argument, which led to her asking for a divorce. She got it, forgetting she hadn’t gotten her citizenship yet. She tried to reconcile with her husband so she would not be sent back to her country, but he declined.😂

The ending got me 😭

Bruno to Thierry Henry and De bruyne after matching their 20 Assists record 😂😂😂😂😂

Bruno Fernandes' journey to equalling the single season Premier League assist record 🪄 🔴 @ManUtd

My girl asked me who would I save if she was drowning with Bruno Fernandes I told her, i'd save Bruno Fernandes first, then he'd assist me in saving her.

which?

This would break the whole Twitter

Cook cook 🧑‍🍳

@TrollTouchline So, Sir Alex Fergurson winning 13 PL trophies in that era is greater than anything Pep Guardiola would ever do in this era.

@TrollTouchline This one is just pure hate and trash talking, talmabout everything goes through him so everything didn’t go through Henry when he was there or everything didn’t go through KDB when he was trying to break the record his fellow teammate were even trying to make sure he breaks it🤡

🚨🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer SLAMS Bruno Fernandes matching the Premier League assist record: “The intensity of the league is weaker now than it was in the Henry and Kevin eras.” “Fair play to Bruno Fernandes because twenty assists in the Premier League is not easy, but I still think people are getting carried away comparing every era like they’re exactly the same. When Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne were putting up those numbers, the league felt far more intense to me. Back then you had defenders flying into tackles, midfielders constantly on top of you, and creative players barely had a second to breathe. Now the game is more open, more tactical, and honestly attackers get protected a lot more. Bruno is a fantastic player, nobody is denying that, but the conditions are different. And let’s be honest, everything at Manchester United goes through him. Every attack, every transition, every set piece. Naturally your numbers are going to explode when the entire system is built around you touching the ball all the time. For me, when Henry and De Bruyne did it, there was this control and dominance to their teams. Arsenal and City were overwhelming sides playing incredible football week after week. With Bruno, sometimes it feels more chaotic, more moments than complete control. So yes, respect the achievement, absolutely. But matching the number doesn’t automatically mean it carries the exact same weight across different eras.”

20 Premier League assists.

Gr𝟴teful, Hon𝟮𝟬red, Proud. 𝗪𝗘 did it! ❤️

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