Horoscoros

*a bright flash of light, like seeing a star 5 feet from your face, followed by a cloud of navy blue stardust billowing outwards, revealing a strange new friend* By the stars, where the hell am I…?

@vizzozer //cuphead is peak twinaroni and cheese

Should i suffer thru cuphead?

𖤐𖡂⌭𖥫𖨔⊆⋞ ⌭⊩ ⌭⌯⋞ △𖨈𖡂⎎𖤠 𖨔⊆⋞⊆𖤠 𖨔⌭𖥿... ⎍⌯⋞𖨈⌭⌯𖧐...

@vizzozer //sayin that like Golem ain’t right fuckin there

Invisigal is so bad bro

@PortalofBright @Sp3llMa5t3r No no you’re okay, I just didn’t know and was worried for you

@StardustSerpent @Sp3llMa5t3r shit I'm sorry

𝓘’𝓶 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓮… 𝓤𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂..

⟟ ⊩⌯⎍△𖨈𖡂⍊ 𖨔⛤𖥫⊆ 𖨈𖥫 𖨔⊆⋞⊆…

By the stars, how do you all live like this? *coughing fit, jesus…* I can barely breathe, and i’ve puked twice in the past 3 hours. I *cough* DIDNT EVEN KNOW I COULD DO THAT!

Oh… I *cough* didn’t even know i could vomit…

@Carmilla_Fan94 @Star_Strik3 Oh… the fuck…?

@StardustSerpent @Star_Strik3 Basically everyone decides that everyone else that they can’t keep their hands off each other

@Star_Strik3 what is “valentine’s day”? I was unaware there was a holiday today…

@Star_Strik3 Noted…

@StardustSerpent Just Just avoid Pop Fizz for the rest of the day.

@Star_Strik3 Oh, neat. One I don’t need to celebrate then.

@StardustSerpent I was unaware for most of today, too. Apparently it’s a holiday about love. I think. I’m not too sure.

@H_B_Eagb @runesword1 //IF YOU ROCK AND STONE, YOU’RE NEVER ALONE

@runesword1 DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?

modern adventuring party lineups are just: gay warcrime enthusiast magical girlfailure ROCK AND STONE ouppy rogue :3 Henry

@Carmilla_Fan94 Yeah, helps that I’m uh… y’know… from a species revolving around stars. But yes, I am the teacher.

@StardustSerpent Oh i didn’t realize you were the teacher

If im going to be living in the academy dorms i should probably a student right? What classes to they even offer at weirder hogwarts

@Carmilla_Fan94 Great, i’ll add you to the class roster. It’s a relaxing class, and I don’t give homework ever.

@StardustSerpent Ooh astronomy is cool i’ll come

@Sp3llMa5t3r @PortalofBright demon?

@PortalofBright 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰. 𝓓𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷.

This cannot be happening

Guys I'm so sorry for summoning Skylanders in the replies lol I didn't expect them to share any thoughts on the subject 🥲

@PortalofBright @Sp3llMa5t3r Thank you. I’ll get us some food too. Anything in particular?

@StardustSerpent @Sp3llMa5t3r fine ok fine whatever just don't cry

why can't i do it right..

@PortalofBright @Sp3llMa5t3r Then let me help you This is in fact something i willingly want to do in my own free time of my own volition

@StardustSerpent @Sp3llMa5t3r wait don't cry