Starfishtastic

@DavidCockerham @MartinDaubney @HarryFletcher1 @EufyOfficial Or perhaps electrify a fence with thousands of volts … no-one else would try! There is just no deterrent for criminals anywhere anymore - weak British govts!!!

@MartinDaubney @HarryFletcher1 Claims that it's too long to keep it all under surveillance are claptrap surely? @EufyOfficial could, probably for less than £10K, provide cameras to monitor it section-by-section, detect any humans approaching, and send alarms and videos to the nearest armed guardrooms.

It’s a bitter irony that there is more security around asylum seeker hotels than there is around RAF Brize Norton Try walking into an illegal shelter & spraying paint. You’d be in jail within minutes! telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06/2…

@hook2704 They get away with it because the Traffic Enforcement lot that cruise up and down doing nothing all day don’t take action … in the absence of police on the motorways now, although I’d have thought it’s easy revenue for them and saves them catching real criminals on our streets

The standard of uk driving is absolutely abysmal. Drivers on phones, hogging the right lane yet not even reaching 70 so there’s just huge tail backs. Tapping brakes every 5 seconds, driving way too close to the car in front. What is with the OBSESSION with lane hogging!?

@ActivePatriotUK Let’s stop calling it lifeboat … it’s a free Ferry Service across the channel.

🚨 The RNLI lifeboat docking in at Dover full of FIGHTING-AGE-MEN after picking them up off the French centre channel I don't see ANY women or children on that boat Darren 🤥 📷 Courtesy of Chris Johnson on Facebook 🛑 STOP THE BOATS 🛑

@KateMansey All very well meaning I’m sure but, given the state of the world right now, perhaps this statement resonates “Don’t tell me my ties not straight when my arse is on fire”. Think about it people.

Prince William was greeted by Prince Albert as he arrived in Monaco. William will give a landmark speech about saving the oceans

@LizKershawDJ @BBCNews @reformparty_uk Absolute utter disgrace that the BBC spends 15 minutes making Harry the news headline … Harry - nobody gives a shit mate - understand it!!!

BBC bias. What is the biggest thing that’s happened in UK today? That affects most license payers? ⁦@BBCNews⁩ wants us to think it’s Prince Harry and his personal problems. No mention of election/landslide for ⁦@reformparty_uk⁩ until a minute into the headlines!

@rozlaws No you mean China puts U.K. to shame - full stop!!

China's trains are impressive. Puts ours to shame. #raceacrosstheworld

@stella_rosa45 Wizard of Oz Tin Man 😂😂

wtf is karen wearing? 🦾 #TheApprentice #YoureFired

@I_am_KenBarlow Nooo … Tin Man from Wizard of Oz 😂😂😂

#TheApprentice #YoureFired Karren Brady

@coombluc And watching the Oxford guy interviewed after “doesn’t feel like we lost” … errr hang on, there were two of you in the race, you came second, ergo - you lost!!! 🤷‍♂️😂😂

@bayned Spot on! BBC reporting unimportant news

This story is the headline on BBC News at 10pm!!!! What the hell, how sycophantic. bbc.com/news/articles/…

@BBCNews are you serious? 10 o’clock news first news item “where the Kings Xmas broadcast building is coming from” - get a grip - unimportant!!!!

@BritofaReality If the Strictly Producers don’t make a special award of the glitter ball to Diane regardless of the result, they will have missed a massive opportunity as far as the public are concerned!

The one person of all the finalists that deserves the trophy the most is Dianne Buswell. She's long overdue a win as it is but she has been undeniably incredible this series. #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

@CosterSusa85664 Especially as this is a celebrity version and Kola isn’t! … nobody’s heard of him the rude entitled person who cannot even have the grace to say thanks to the bus company for securing his passport! Down right rude no manners!!

Fingers crossed Kola and his cousin run out of money and leave as they are annoying and boring - I love this program but not enjoying them #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld

@GrahamS40676212 @addictionlipa Yep … who is Kevin Parker?🤷‍♂️

@addictionlipa Who’s Kevin Parker

DUA LIPA AND KEVIN PARKER OMGGGG????

@ChrisMasonBBC By a country mile the best BBC Reporter! Clear, concise, accurate … and in the main correct!!

@naomicfisher Yeah but imagine what it’s like for the poor ‘grown ups’ employed by @LandRover_UK who were told their new uniform is a blue suit, white T shirt and ‘White’ trainers!! Making them all look like kids and rappers - totally wrong image for Landrover - lost the plot!!

Imagine you start a new job and they send a strict dress code, down to the colour of your socks and style of your shoe. They also send you a list of equipment which they say you must have every day. Some of it seems a bit strange - two green pens?- but off you go dutifully to Smiths and equip yourself. On the first day, you’re lined up with your colleagues and inspected. Anyone whose clothes aren’t exactly according to the dress code is told they’ll have to work an extra half hour. Same for any missing equipment. The penalties add up - wrong colour socks and missing protractor? One hour after work. You’re a bit concerned at this because you had arranged a lift home and if you have to stay late you’ll miss it. You check your clothes and equipment, all seems okay. You pass the check, but the woman next to you has the wrong shoes. She’s distressed at the news that she’ll be staying late - she had plans later. Tough. She starts worrying about how she’s going to get new shoes to avoid the same tomorrow whilst also staying late at work. You don’t know how to help. You get into your office and look around at your colleagues, but there’s no time to chat. On the whiteboard is a list of expectations for the day. You must be on task at all times and this will be monitored through your computer. Toilet breaks are limited to particular times and you’ll be queuing because it’s the same time for everyone. Eyes must be kept on your computer and this will be tracked. You must sit facing forwards and not slouch. You must use a regulation ruler whenever you read a document. If you break the rules, you’ll be kept after work the same day. You’re told that if you get too many ‘after works’ then you’ll spend a day in the Quiet Room where no one will talk to you for the whole day and you can’t eat lunch with your colleagues or go to the toilet more than twice. You start to feel a sense of unease. You’re worried about whether you can comply and what will happen if you start gazing off into space or rocking on your chair. The office is very quiet. ‘Isn’t it lovely?’ says your manager. ‘People here appreciate our structure and clear boundaries. You’ll do the best work you have ever done here because no time is wasted. We’ve set it up so you don’t have to worry about making decisions, you just do what we say and concentrate on your work’. You think perhaps this isn’t the right place for you, but they remind you that you’ve signed a five year contract without a get out clause. There are no other options. You are powerless. What effect would that have on you? Would you be happy and relaxed at work? Would you be motivated and doing your best for those five years? Might you feel anxious and trapped or resentful and angry? And why would we think it would be any different for our kids?

@SportAI53 Spot on!!!

@SkyNews Suit and white trainers … grow up man! Or are you a part time Landrover salesman with their appalling uniform change decision!!!

'What will the BBC look like to the public in 20 years time?' BBC director-general Tim Davie says he hopes that the BBC will be there as a 'trusted source of truth' where 'there's no agenda'. #SJUK trib.al/DJjpzvs 📺 Sky 501

@BorderCollie68 Spot on … ridiculous subject to cover on Countryfile!!! Completely lost the plot Producers!!!

#countryfile Countryfile. Dentists? Am I missing something?

@CallTheMidwife1 @BBCOne What’s his name … Oscar?

😮 😮 😮 An angry father. With a loaded gun. Lovely… Enjoying your first Poplar birth Nurse Clifford? ;-) #CallTheMidwife #NewSeries @BBCOne