Stark Slate

Like 4 Songs In… Yeah Drake Is GOATED. 🧊

@JWIMYS Drake crashed Spotify, Apple Music, and every other streaming service but made no noise. Sure bub

These Drake albums made no noise im crying lmfaooo

@Nate_Esparza So edgy bro. STFU

hot take: Drake is highly overrated

@DanteTheDon Go to sleep lil bro

Who told Drake to dig up the dead horse and start beating it again?? Not only is this terrible, but nobody fucking cares anymore. That shit was 2 years ago. Move on. Get back with 40, and make the music people used to love you for. Not whatever this is. These next 2 albums tonight better not be more of this

i love drake but im not listening to 40 songs man

Drake lost on every front. The charts, the public, the awards, the critics. He sued over a rap battle, but two years later, he keeps mentioning Kendrick. When will he let this go?

@frelliottwilson Go listen to Kendrick bro. It’s Christmas for everybody else

How bout you just give us one good one?

Drake should be embarrassed asf ngl

i see right through fake love

@alt_w_v_g Yeah during Covid when people were buying toilet paper on eBay 🤣🤡

One thing left out of the post. When Jamie Iannone took over as CEO in 2020, eBay had 183 million active buyers. Today it has 135 million. He has been paid $144 million to lose 48 million customers. The math is also credible.

You used to sell stuff on eBay. Maybe an old camera. Maybe Beanie Babies. Maybe a coat that didn't fit. You paid a small fee. The buyer got the thing. Everyone went home. That eBay is gone. The website looks the same. The logo is the same. The 135 million buyers are still there. But the company isn't really a marketplace anymore. It is an advertising business with a marketplace attached for distribution. Last year, sellers paid eBay $2 billion just to make sure their own listings showed up. Read that again. The board calls this growth. A Canadian who runs a video game store called it something else. Here is what actually happened. In 2020 the board hired a new CEO. His name is Jamie Iannone. He arrived with a strategy called focused categories. In plain English, that means leaning into the stuff people pay extra for. Sneakers. Watches. Trading cards. Auto parts. The everyday seller, the person with the camera and the coat, was no longer the customer. The customer was now the seller who would pay to be seen. In 2025 eBay did $80 billion in transactions. They kept $11 billion of that as revenue. Of that $11 billion, $2 billion came from advertising. Sellers paid them $2 billion to promote listings on a website those sellers already pay fees to use. That is the growth story. In the same year, the number of enthusiast buyers, eBay's own term for their best customers, was 16 million. It was also 16 million the year before. And the year before that. And the year before that. Four years. Zero growth. They mention this on every earnings call without mentioning it. So what does a company do when growth stops? It buys back its own stock. In 2025, eBay returned over $3 billion to shareholders. Most of that was buybacks. In February the board authorized another $2 billion on top. Buybacks shrink the share count. Earnings per share goes up even when earnings stay flat. The stock price follows. The stock was $68 a year ago. It is $108 today. The company did not improve. The denominator got smaller. Then a man from Canada noticed. His name is Ryan Cohen. He runs GameStop. He started his career selling pet food online and sold it to PetSmart for $3.35 billion. He looked at eBay. 135 million buyers. $80 billion in transactions. Real margins. Real cash flow. A board harvesting the business instead of running it. He bought 5% of the company through derivatives and stock. Then on May 4, he offered to buy the rest. $125 per share. $56 billion total. On May 12, the eBay board rejected the bid. They called it not credible. The math is credible. What the board means by not credible is we would have to explain why we sold. Then Cohen went on Piers Morgan. He said eBay is run by a bunch of losers with perverse financial incentives. He pointed out that eBay's CEO has been paid $144 million over six years. He pointed out that he personally takes no salary and has put $128 million of his own money into the company he runs. You do not have to like Ryan Cohen to notice he is making a point that is hard to argue with. eBay used to be a place where regular people sold things to other regular people. Now it is a $48 billion company whose largest growth driver is charging its own sellers to advertise to a buyer base that stopped growing four years ago, while spending billions a year buying its own stock to make the chart go up. The board calls this strategy. A video game CEO from Canada called it what it is. The market is now waiting to see who else agrees. Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

Bro out here calling Drake by his government name but saying he isn’t relevant 🤣🤡

@nylawho1 @Schwarzenegger Arnold was a Republican Governor and RFK is a Democrat. You people are fucking nuts.

Concerning levels of AURA LOSS are occuring as we speak! @Schwarzenegger

@JosieMarcellino Gun owner and daughter of a gun instructor doesn’t make you a lawyer bub

Gun-owner and daughter of a gun instructor here. You can’t legally shoot someone for punching you one time in the face. Especially after intentionally trying to incite violence.

@cbyancy20 @Tdtoney1 Nobody cares about turnovers you wanker

@StarkSlate @Tdtoney1 Hate the facts I see

They were up 20, put her back in to stat pad and her being in defensively ignited a comeback. There’s a reason you blacked out the -9 that quarter

@mixeddfeelingz STFU

@angie_goodwood Hell no

So is Paige better than Caitlyn. Let’s settle it. No more debates. Just Yes or No!! Answer now 🫵🏾🫵🏾

@iamJxWoods @Tdtoney1 You took the bait. How about this for box score you imbecile

@StarkSlate @Tdtoney1 I’m sorry, I’m having trouble finding the best selling jersey stat in the box score 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

@Carter_Jamie21 Drake is just another rapper? 🤣🤡

He keep dissing Lebron like Lebron give a fuck… He has whole cities that hate him.. who the fuck is you?? lol just another rapper…

kendrick fans lining up at 12am to listen to the entirety of iceman just to hate on it

@realJNolan @Okdamnbro Thanks Drake 🤣🤡

@Okdamnbro Got more than your whole page for the past year too, crazy right?

Only 1 rapper I know that makes boring diss songs and the streak continues 😂