Stars Align

placements that indicate body teaa 🍵⭐️ for women: - Venus in Leo (overall attractive,,, no notes) - Venus in Aries (usually slim, looks “fit”) - Venus in Scorpio / Taurus (curvy & sensual looking usually. even if they don’t embody the beauty ideal, there’s just something alluring about them) for men: - MARS IN CANCER!! (body build to physically armor up from how tender they feel inside) - Mars in Aries/Sagittarius (natural athleticism) for both: - 6th house emphasis, Virgo moon/mars (preoccupied with their health and are usually fit as a result, not as concerned with aesthetics though)

pisces risings/12th housers:

wherever you have gemini in your chart is where you attract gossip. gemini ruling your eighth house means people are likely to talk about your sex life / partners. gemini ruling 11th house means you attract gossipy friends / people who gossip about you, and so forth

@wetfIowers literally couldn’t agree more… i’m tired of people framing every placement in astrology as positive or the same corny recycled takes

u either have to have tough skin & tweet stupid shit about astrology or you can tweet about real astrology and be banished to the shadows of twitter

@shawtyastrology yup!! leos also embody the archetype of the king, so they naturally shine wherever they go. aquarius is the genius, so it has striking ideas and original taste ⭐️

i love people with leo & aquarius placements because this type of energy in the chart literally means you’re THAT girl. ♌️♒️✨ leo & aquarius placements understand that being themselves & being authentic is their superpower. 🔥✨ they don’t copy anyone else or switch up their style and aesthetic to keep up with other people. infact, people try to keep up with THEM instead. ✨ leo & aquarius placements know that they’re special and that they have IT, and they’re proud of it. rightfully so. 👑✨

if you’re trying to manifest a committed relationship for 2026, the beginning of this week (jan 5th-7th) when the sun conjuncts venus and mars in Capricorn is the perfect time. feelings of affection meld together with passion and desire. combine this with the serious, cardinal energy of Capricorn, and this is a great time to START committed AND exciting partnerships.

when it comes to 12th house placements, i think people are so focused on finding the positive that they undersell its challenges. having a planet in the 12th house indicates that the characteristics of that planet was at one point deeply suppressed in the chart holder for whatever reason. once that is worked through, it becomes their greatest gift.

placements with the best face card 💳💥: - aries rising (aries rules the head so their face is quite striking) - venus conjunct asc (feminine, symmetrical features, conventionally attractive - capricorn rising (think megan fox, just insane bone structure) - gemini rising (they never age)

your spirit guides protecting you in 2026:

7th house venus = being naturally charming, able to make people feel seen, gracious, attracts and manifests things through other people / their relationships, no shortage of romantic prospects either…

neptune conjunct asc, pisces ascendant, neptune in the first house gives people an otherworldly beauty to the point where they’re put on a pedestal (think marilyn monroe). the cost is constantly being projected onto though…

@wetfIowers tbh uranus in the third is so prone to playing devils advocate… and rage baiting

uranus in the 3rd definitely doesn’t want restrictions on their language so they will say whatever they want, & they will add insult to injury, but i think it’s overlooked how intelligent these people are. their minds are incredibly fast & they’re hilarious because of their wit

@shawtyastrology agreed. uranus rules aquarius and EXALTS in scorpio because both signs are able to make necessary, radical change. It suffers in Taurus (which we have been experiencing the past couple of years) because the bull stubbornly resists all change (even the good kind) 🤣🤣

i admire aquarius & scorpio placements with the amount of personal growth and development they’ve made throughout their lives. ♒️♏️✨ these are the types of people that have gone from being insecure to DEEPLY appreciating and loving themselves. i don’t think people understand the amount of shadow work & inner healing aquarius and scorpio placements have done and it’s truly inspirational. ✨ this is why aquarius & scorpio placements have a gift for being able to detach and not care about the opinions of others. their self-esteem and sense of self is extremely strong. they KNOW who they are. 😌

@empressatlantis cantaloupe because they can’t elope 🤣🤣🤣 (right guys….)

happy new year’s eve! 🍾 as we move from a watery/pisces year to a fiery/aries one, from a 9 year to a 1 year, and from the snake to the horse, the final hours of 2025, across all belief systems, asks you to shed the last bit of your old self, so that you can accept the fresh start you deserve.

@venusianqueenn everyone staying home and manifesting on new year’s eve 🧘🏻‍♀️

the moon will be in Taurus on nye, I won’t be surprised if a lot of people stay in this new years and don’t go out