Stars ✨

“if you like strap then you’re not a lesbian” ITS A SEX TOY! FOR SEX! ITS A HUNK OF PURPLE SILICONE! ITS A FUCKING SEX TOY FOR PENETRATION BC SOME PPL LIKE MORE THAN FINGERS! IT AINT ATTACHED TO A MAN!! I LIKE HAVING MY HANDS FREE!!!!

It only took 783 resets BUT I FINALLY BROUGHT MY POOKIE HOME!!!!

When smut was called lemon 😭

that finger gun and wink, oh gwendoline christie...!!!!

@ghost_facerider everyday that I can’t wear my crocs is a day wasted (with foot pain to boot)

the worst part about finally having a job again is that I have to wear shoes that hurt my feet instead of my crocs 😔

Sigourney Weaver poses at #TheMandalorianAndGrogu premiere in LA

@omegapuppygirl No conversion need that’s my pookie

paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies

it’s 2026 and i’m still confused by the choice to have paula abdul’s “lover” in the opposites attract music video be an animated cat

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk

@wexlxr NOPE GONNA PAY

@StarsIsButch NO NEED TO PAY JUST HAVE IT

Of course I had to paint Gwendoline’s stunning Met Gala look from Monday 💘

the gwen met bts videos are SENDING ME IM SO GAY

@omegapuppygirl Need to hang this on my wall

Tony noms really said “and none for beaches the musical”

I need a Gwen gc but I’m scared

Gwendoline Christie holds up a mask of herself on the #MetGala carpet (via Getty)