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Ariana Grande with a ponytail:
-fierce
-fashun
-thirty n flirty n thriving
me with a ponytail:
-young colonial boy
-eager to serve
-ready to die for his country if necessary
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Alex Lasker
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Alex Lasker
@StateOf_ALaska
Managing editor at @the_cool_down_ // formerly @InTheKnow // you’re *making* me sing
New York Katılım Temmuz 2010
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the one time I gotta hand it to misogyny. coke zero is the far superior drink.
Victor 🦇@himbo_chico
one of the most annoying things i learned was that coke zero was created & branded a certain way because coca-cola realized men werent buying diet coke because they considered it a “girls drink”. products like these are created largely because men are stupid, fragile, and sexist.
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literally leave her alone, she is TRYING!!!
Sci-Fi Archives@SciFiArchives
Pluto still hasn’t completed a full orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1930
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@zaralarsson my two emotional support gays waited too long to get tickets to tomorrow's show at Brooklyn Paramount and now tickets are too expensive but i cannot go without them pls can u help us 😭
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me and the lizard i bought at the reptile expo in new jersey
the Valen papers@StarcoVision
Bobby Cannavale filming Rose Byrne on the red carpet 😭😭😭this is my royal couple #Oscars
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everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio
Pop Base@PopBase
Lady Gaga makes appearance during Bad Bunny’s #SuperBowl halftime show for a salsa performance of ‘Die With A Smile.’
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a fun personal anecdote that I don't discuss often enough is that my mom's acupuncturist lives in the amityville horror house
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I think Curtis Sliwa should be in every debate. Not just in New York. Like every single debate. A political ghost runner. Send him right to second base when we get to extra innings to keep things interesting.
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at a certain point, we have to seriously consider electing sliwa, because can y'all imagine going 4 years without this commentary
shleby🍲@ouuuhohg
@indianloonie I think sliwa would fit right into itysl Tim Robinson needs to get in contact with this guy asap
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it's on howdy. you can watch it on howdy. you can go to howdy and watch it. log onto howdy right now.
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Roku has launched ‘Howdy,’ an ad-free subscription streaming service for just $2.99/month. The library already features 10,000 hours of entertainment from Lionsgate, Warner Bros. Discovery, and FilmRise.
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lots of things wrong with this post all around, but first and foremost, coal is canonically male
U.S. Department of Energy@ENERGY
She's an icon She's a legend And she is the moment✨
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i’m not like other girls i’m different [got two plastic spoons in my brain]
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if we keep talking about Epstein for like one more week, they're gonna tell us that jesus was seen in ohio
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i never take for granted peoples kindness anymore- changed forever lowkey
b@wwxwashere
show me the tumblr post that altered your brain’s chemistry
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the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water:
Trader Tony@trader_tony_
New lorde goes craaaaaazy at the beach
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the gentrification of concerts has been so sad to witness. my friends and i used buy tickets to shows every weekend over summer break in 2010. $50 nosebleed, $150 floor seats. we saw every big-name '00s performer you can think of, we were LIVING. i want this for today's youths!!!
maor ⋆｡˚𑣿@snacosos
halsey said her crowd doesn’t know the lyrics, chappell yelled at her crowd “you’re not funnn” and tate’s biggest crowds ever are dead silent - it’s all because real fans can’t afford tickets anymore. concert crowds are just full of random people who can afford being there.
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