Saxonwold Shebeen

It doesn’t matter who is in government, we are always in business.

Commission of Inquiry into Gin and Tonic

Our President is going through the most. Join us this weekend at the Saxonwold Shebeen for the G20 shot. You’ll order 20 shots but only 15 will arrive.

Ramaphosa needs to appoint a Commission of Inquiry into the Springboks.

You’ve come to the right place!

We aren’t going ANYWHERE.

Acting President Angie Motshekga

The look Johan Rupert gives us when we run out of brandy and coke.

What do you mean the ANC government has to take accountability?

VAT jou kak en loop.

No VAT increase? No power!

We had quite a jol for New Years. The former First Daughter and Floyd bought a round of tequila and then left the bill with Dali who refused to pay. It was an EFFup. We’ve recently decided to expand the and enjoyed welcoming our new comrades who have crossed the floor.

No, we have not joined MK… Yet.

@SowetanLIVE We be coming AHEE!

IN THE SOWETAN TOMORROW: Former SOE chiefs Molefe and Gama, linked to the Guptas, ascend to lawmaking with cloud of corruption charges above their heads.

VBS actually stands for Very Brian Shivambu.

Carl Niehaus just ran into the bar and shouted: “my blood is always red” at Shivambu and then ran out. No shit, Carl.

When you tell Pieter Groenewald you only have Pepsi when he orders a brandy and coke.

We look forward to welcoming Brian Molefe and Pappa Penny as regular members in very good excellent and most wonderful standing. We have created a statue for our founder in chief, Brian Molefe, out of toilet paper rolls and old VBS debit cards.

We are looking forward to opening up our new pub in Cape Town. It will be based in the MK Party caucus room.

We welcome Comrade Floyd Shivambu to the Saxonwold Shebeen! May his card never decline and his firepool forever be full!