Drift

Indie portrayal of IDW Drift. 🔅 Literate/Semiliterate. Crack/serious.

@AUTOBOTBASHER It is quite interesting you think forcing you to speak without yelling is the worst thing someone can do to you. Considering.

1. drift 2. frenzy 3. starscream 4. rodimus 5. soundwave

@AUTOBOTBASHER As promised: 1h22 minutes.

@StaticCrystal thank primus.

@AUTOBOTBASHER 17, now.

@StaticCrystal 20 minutes right. its 20 minutes left

IM SO FUCKED DOES ANYONE HAVE A SPARE PINK BOW

@AUTOBOTBASHER I'm sure Frenzy will barely have to work to go back to the top. I am not particularly threatened by you, either.

@StaticCrystal i hate you. so so much. i want. to punt you into the sun. your getting added to the victims list at number one. btw

@AUTOBOTBASHER Hm? Sorry, Can't hear you.

@StaticCrystal drift. no. please. this is. torture

@AUTOBOTBASHER I'm adding 20 minutes just for calling me that.

@StaticCrystal hmmmm if you say so driftyyy

@AUTOBOTBASHER No. 44 minutes.

@StaticCrystal idk this seems pretty flirtatius rn........... its ok i wont judge

@AUTOBOTBASHER What? No. What?

@StaticCrystal are you flirting with me rn

@AUTOBOTBASHER You don't know what it is like to be tortured by me.

@StaticCrystal this right now could probably make up all of them i think imo

@AUTOBOTBASHER Tell me my top #10 most "evil" moments since I've left the Decepticons and I may consider it.

@StaticCrystal ugh lame

@AUTOBOTBASHER I don't think so. For either of those statements.

@StaticCrystal no the fuck you are not you are evil. you should rejoin the cons actually

@CassetteKeeper Correct.

@StaticCrystal Incorrect.

@CassetteKeeper Why did you bring your bonsai to the bar?

#transformers #drift

@AUTOBOTBASHER Aw, why? I'm literally nice.

@StaticCrystal i hate you. so much

@AUTOBOTBASHER Probably should've said the timer'll reset every time you yell. Good catch!!

@StaticCrystal you literally are your torturing me for no reason when im innocent and should be. R-...... respected

@CassetteKeeper Says me.

@StaticCrystal Say who.

@AUTOBOTBASHER 😖😆🤩 no

@StaticCrystal your insane

@CassetteKeeper I'm concerned for her well-being. I'm older than you.

@StaticCrystal Harsh. She is. Are you? Your attitude says otherwise.