𝗛𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗯𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿

IT'S THE ONE AND ONLY HEAVY LOBSTER, OUT HERE PROVIDING Y'ALL WITH THE DELUXE CRUSTACEOUS EXPERIENCE ENJOY IT, BAYBEEE

yay! yippie! yay!

@gooolixx yyyyo

hi

this is either my saddest tweet or my most heinous. either way it's my ticket to hell.

pih dih looks like a fih, that's sih

HE TALKS LIKE HE DID IN COLOR SPLASH AND THE BIS REMAKE YES

@IconicIsopod88 you've a stiff hill to climb. work hard to see it accomplished, the current LoHR is a wiener.

I must train to claim the title of Lord of Homosexual Rigmarole

@prerecessiongrl hardshell taco or softshell

please ama !! i like being Asked.

aww look who can’t say T4T

i hate this guy

@WOKEDANSALVATO_ I love the human mind, it sees burger meal and thinks of yuri (the genre, not the girl (but like also the girl at the same time))

natsuri makeout with natsuki on her tippy toes

i think im starting to like this tomodachi... life...

@WaffleyDootDoot oh no, I'm aware, I've. eight?? you sure it's that one?? pretty sure I'd have remembered it there. but yeah I've seen a clip of it happening.

@SteelCrustacean this is a bfdi 8 reference

oh ok so I'm throwing myself into the ocean from the highest cliff I can find

@KIRBYSWARPSTAR you're just mad they're slayyyyyingggg 💅💅

cut that shit out u two

These are my little things. Pretend I didn't forget everyone's beauty marks

@Korbyxdsecret BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH *snaps my fingers like Swiper the Fox when he's prevented from his one purpose in life*

I was about to tweet something

@WaffleyDootDoot well gosh and darn

@SteelCrustacean when you drown the Heavy Lobster Recovery Center (HLRC) will recover you, but it's on a tree at the edge of the cliff attached by a spring, so you'll weigh it down, launching you back into the water to drown and be recovered again, and the cycle repeats.

forgot

why must they make you suffer kinger you deserve the world and I would kill for you