Prophet Habakkuk

Suicidal team hatuwezi kosa kutokea maandamano

@KRACorporate Oyaa niliskia mtu anezakopa from affordable housing. Mniwekee buana nmelala njaa

Wacha tufike Eastleigh kiasi tuko na shughuli hapa na pale

@Arsenal Just lose mahn . There's no need to fight for something Arteta won't win!

🔴 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝘿𝘼𝙔 ⚪️ 🆚 Sporting CP 🕗 8pm (UK) 🏆 UEFA Champions League 🏟️ Arsenal Stadium

@NPSOfficial_KE Umbwa nyinyi . A whole national police service chasing pineapple harvester? Mmeshindwa na goons

SUSPECT ARRESTED, STOLEN PRODUCE RECOVERED IN MURANG’A COUNTY Police officers in Ithanga/Kakuzi Sub-County have arrested a suspect and recovered stolen pineapples during a patrol. The officers, drawn from the CIPU and working in collaboration with private security, intercepted and arrested the suspect within Field 12 at Del Monte Farm. A total of 103 fresh pineapples, believed to have been stolen from the farm, were recovered. Upon arrest, the suspect was placed in police custody pending arraignment in court. The National Police Service continues to urge members of the public to support efforts aimed at combating crime by sharing information via the toll-free numbers 999 and 911, or anonymously through #FichuaKwaDCI on 0800 722 203 / WhatsApp 0709 570 000.

@Helliieeeee Hormuz ni kubwa ajab

Let’s go pamper ourselves 💕

I'm Glad Kenyans do not name global tech products because Instagram would have been called M-Picha

@Jacksonsrule Most people aren’t mad at the system… they’re mad they’re not positioned to benefit from it.

@IRANinKENYA Why is this admin not like the SA or Zimbabwe one? Mnipee hii job

Kenyans are on board. Thank you all

@pakakumi You guys are thieves

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@Mercymasai3 Uko na mtu wa kuilima😅?

@johnnjenga What thesis did you do Mr PhD 😂 While Iranian,Chinese, American PhD holders are building softwares ,our "PhD" holders are busy spewing tribal rhetoric aiming for click baiting😂 SO SAD!

During colonialism, Pokot Mau Mau intelligence units advised Pokots to secretly boil potatoes before planting them so that they don't germinate. A night before planting, the potatoes were secretly boiled. No harvest for British colonial land robbers. There were many diverse clandestine acts of covert resistance across what became Kenya so that what happens? So that Mzungu Arudi Ulaya, Mwafrika Apate Uhuru = MAU MAU. Whoever was involved in resisting and organizing against the British colonial land robbers in the territories that became Kenya is Mau Mau. Some histories and personalities are known, yet many are still unknown. Resistance was to eject the British from African lands. But a snake oil merchant selling ethnic poison wants Kenyans to believe that only Kikuyu were fighting to eject the British from their fertile lands, and, that the British were only ejected using an English dictionary recited in Lancaster by Luo Elites. All our ancestors made a contribution towards MAUMAU including Pokots, Luhya, Kamba, Kalenjin, Luo and others. Jaramogi and Mboya would agree because these were their peers. Anyway, I grew up in the maize plantations of West Pokot paradise. I lived in Kapenguria. I often visited the Kapenguria Seven (not six!) jail. Whenever we had visitors at home, I took them there, took a huge key from a police man, and we walked around the jail. I will whisper other stories unto your ears later. In conclusion, vote for David Maraga, the Mau Mau did their part. Last time nilichoma bet🥲. This time haitaungua😬. Vote Maraga. ⚖️

@MarthaKarua You stole in 2007 we mwanamke

The right to vote is not conditional, it is guaranteed under Article 38 of our Constitution! Any move that effectively forces Kenyans who registered before 2012 to re-register, in a short period of time, before the next poll raises serious constitutional concerns. Under Articles 81 and 86, the IEBC is obligated to ensure a voting system that is inclusive, transparent, and does not disenfranchise any citizen. Kenyans cannot be punished for administrative transitions within the Commission. The burden must never shift to the voter. Further, the IEBC should confirm or deny that it cannot account for over 20,000 KIEMS kits or the tampering with voters' data on its public portal. The IEBC must urgently convince Kenyans that their move is in good faith and not in any way intended to disenfranchise voters. It should thereafter clarify how it will guarantee that no eligible Kenyan, especially the elderly and those in remote areas, is locked out of the 2027 elections. We remind the IEBC that they have a duty to build, not destroy confidence with the electorate. Kura zetu ni haki yetu. We will not stand by as bureaucratic processes threaten the sovereignty of the people. We will defend that right. #KuraYetuHakiYetu

@nonyeps @FightCentralFC Stupid entitled woman

@FightCentralFC That’s was to brutal she is a woman fgs

Secret service treats feminist with gender equality.

@brendankirotee Toa Kenya

Representing Kenyans 💅

@BBCWorld Imperialist media

Over 1,800 killed since junta seized power in Burkina Faso, rights group says bbc.in/4sedBUH

@_falsi1ke Grouping me with someone who was 8years old by the time i was a toddler is crazy

People Born in 1995-2003, how’s life?

Don't be that guy who's good at sounding smart but hasn't done anything with his life.

@curtiske6 Uko taxin sindio😂

After one month of detox I've officially decided to start my Sobriety journey. Which means that there will be no Cannabis for me until further notice. I hope this decision will mould me to become a better version of myself.

@kaributown @DCI_Kenya

@Wavinya_Ndeti Umbwa

One thing I know is that God is no respecter of persons. He also knows the deepest secrets of men. He is the only judge.