Steev Letts

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Steev Letts

@SteevLetts

Stand-up comic, sun-shunning bum lover. I like a little too much milk in my kraft dinner. That's not a euphemism.

Katılım Kasım 2010
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josh (c)@j0shc·
My friend Fergie gave me his extra set of powerblocks, I am no longer going to the gym or doing cardio ever again, I am going to live out my days as a fat guy with enormous arms, these things rule
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
The cutest thing about gen Z dudes is how they work out in packs. Every time I’m at the gym there’s between 4-7 pencil-necked middleparts sharing a machine and it is ADORABLE. I like to imagine they’re a local boy band filming a montage for a low-budget music video. 💕
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
My new porn/edging is scrolling facebook marketplace and ALMOST making offers on all the reasonably priced secondhand stand mixers. So f*cking intense bro 😥
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
Vancouver’s hottest club is PASSPORT OFFICE. This mall basement gong show has EVERYTHING: Lineups, non-sequential ticketing, haggard tellers with resting homicide face, human bird-baths (that thing when a mouth-breathing security guard holds a mug up to his face but doesn't sip).
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
I’M AT A HOTEL WITH A POOL BUT FORGOT TO PACK A SWIMSUIT. My inner child can’t even look at the pathetic excuse for a man I’ve become.
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
The best part of designated writing time is how clean my apartment gets because I’d rather organize drawers and scrub walls than face my laptop screen.
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
I hate the term “fur baby” and I think it makes me so uncomfortable because it renders me my cat’s “skin daddy” which I will just never be ok with.
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ComedyHereOften@ComedyHereOften·
12 tickets left! Get yours asap!
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
I worried the colour of my new harness might signal something I’m not into, but I checked the hanky code and lime green means “will fuck for food” so I actually chose perfect by accident.
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CBC Gem@cbcgem·
🎙️ @SteevLetts is staying on brand, at least. (📺 : The New Wave of Standup | @CBCComedy)
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
Pro flight tip: put that $12 brick of turkey-scented ciabatta you bought at the airport Starbucks between your thighs for the first hour of the flight to soften the bread and season the meat. In Italia, this is known as a peenini press.
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Steev Letts@SteevLetts·
I try not to compare myself to my parents as I grow older, because it always makes me feel so inadequate. For example, at 38, I’ve never even owned a condo, and by this age my father had already built and demolished not one, but TWO families.
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