Stef Nelson

@wesstreeting Oh Wes...You're all as bad as each other. Andy won't give Manchester a second thought if he gets in and you had no interest in meeting other staff, patients or visiting other departments when you visited Trafford as HS. You were more concerned with rehearsing for a BBC interview!

We need our best players on the pitch. There is no doubt that Andy Burnham is one of them. The Makerfield by-election will be tough. Votes will need to be earned. Andy is the best chance of winning and that should override factional advantage or propping up one person.

Burnham clearly out for himself. What happened to him being all about Manchester? As soon as he see's a chance to run for PM Manchester is long forgotten. #GMB

@SamaHoole @Jackieparkes3 In Llanberis yesterday, the goats had taken over the railway line and the sheep were lakeside and roadside feeding lambs. Every driver and dog walker gave them the care and respect they deserve.

@Jackieparkes3 Llanberis post coming up.

Tourist: "Why are there goats in the supermarket car park?" Local: "They live on the headland. They come down sometimes." Tourist: "Shouldn't somebody do something?" Local: "They've been here longer than the supermarket." Tourist: "But they're eating the flowers." Local: "They're keeping the verges down. Council saves about £8,000 a year." Tourist: "Don't they spread disease?" Local: "Less than the seagulls." Tourist: "What's that one doing in the bus shelter?" Local: "Sheltering. It's about to rain." Tourist: "From the bus?" Local: "From the rain. The bus comes through every twenty minutes." Tourist: "Does it move when the bus arrives?" Local: "Eventually. Goat operates on its own schedule." Tourist: "This is the strangest place I've ever been." Local: "You're in the goat's town. You're the strange one."

The golden buzzer through to the final needs scrapping. The audience drown out anything thats said by anyone #BGT

The difference in quality of acts on this shitshow compared to AGT.. #BGT

So the kids watch Giant and the dads watch his missus! #gmb

At least shes not doing the usual kids on the knee compo face.#gmb

No cheating, post the last saved dog pic on your phone

Ranvir taking longer to ask a question than ahe gives them to answer 🤬 #gmb

Toaster was that smart it killed itself #gmb

@damekatydenise_ Tandoori Tampon

This lady’s name is your favourite India food followed by something you’d find in a pond. There will be a prize for the best suggestion! #NameThatTroon

@ronin21btc Its missing the compulsory fire pit

What in the turkey teeth, love island, bmw on finance, sliders and tracksuit on a plane, hair transplant, Lidl steak, grey house, home bargains energy drink is that??

Knew it was too good to be true, thought they'd got rid of Ray #gmb

Why does the weather doom goblin never have a pop at Andi jetting all over the place?! #GMB

So you go on all morning about Starmer doing a speech the leave it to go to Lorraine?!? #gmb

Someone said that James looks like the love child of Simon Pegg and David Tennant and now i can't unsee it! #Traitors

So Arthur killed Ray by hitting him with the bike lock Jay went round to borrow and now Laurel is covering up for him. #Emmerdale

I think it'll be a faithful win this series.. Stephen wont last and Fiona and Rachel will turn on each other #TheTraitors

Carlas doing well for someone without rejection meds for days! #corriedale

Does this mean weeks of sobbing Summer? #corriedale