Stef On Xbox

After bombing the Drug Lords mansion in #Xbox #ArmaReforger Worthy Islands, I unleashed a zombie apocalypse. 🤣👍 youtu.be/fpxX68YtNeY

There's a new woman at my job, I only see her on Saturdays. She seems nice and is quite attractive and seems open to talking, I might unfortunately use her to get better at talking with women. 🤣

Chilling the fuck out by the lake with my mango White Claw Seltzer. Halfway through the drink and I'm a bit dizzy. 🤣

Ooft, 1kgs of aniseed flavored hard boiled sweets. My absolute favourite of all the hard boiled sweets. I might take this bag to work tomorrow and leave it for people to enjoy. 🙂

How I know I'm growing from doing weights in my bedroom. I bought a long sleeve collard shirt like 2 or 3 years ago, I could slide the sleeves up past my elbows without undoing the cuff buttons, now I can't slide it past where a watch sits on my wrist. 🤣💪

I've been walking nonstop since 4am, I haven't sat down for more than 20 minutes, I've had to change my shoes midday because my feet were on fire. It's 13 hours later, the top button is undone, shoes off, the alcohol and snacks are out, and I'm done with life till Monday. 😌

Mate, I'm walking to the shop and a pigeon has just shat on my head, so I'm walking into the shop with pigeon shit on my head ffs. 🤣

On my daily walk and where I live and dressing like this is getting me a lot of looks and stares and turned heads. I'm not even joking, I live on shithole council estate, this is like really smartly dressed where I live, like going out to Buckingham Palace or someshit. 🤣

Crimson Desert looks enticing. 🤔

I've been absolutely wrecked all day today. I walked to work and back yesterday, that's over 4 miles, went on my daily walk 3 times because of the sun, that's 6 miles, did a workout and then decided to do 100 push ups in 15 minutes, and I had 3 beers and about 4 hours sleep. 😫

It's so hot and sunny in my part of the UK today, I'm walking around with a shirt on getting sun burnt. 🤣

Let my mate send messages to people on dating apps with my profile. I just let him send whatever he wanted. I'm not even bothered at this point, dating apps don't work for me and never have, so I let him have a go. 🤣

I keep seeing a chick from the job I left a few weeks ago at my new job. I've seen her in the store a bunch of times since I left the job, never seen her in the store before I left, only after. Is she spying on me or some shit. 🤣

I'm going to get her some pictures for the wall, maybe put up a shelf for ornaments. She has her dead sisters wedding flowers in a framed box shes had forever, so I might buy a display box and put the flowers in that and hang it on the wall. It's going to look nice when done. 🙂

Me and my mate are decorating my mother's gross top floor of her house, we've started with the stairs and landing area. Everything white, grey walls, new door handles, the carpet is minging, so that's being replaced, wallpaper, furniture, everything is being done. 😃

When did easter eggs start becoming squashed. 🤣

Just got a bunch of these colognes that I see all over social media. I think I put too much of the one I tried on, and I'm now a chemical weapon, probably just stank a whole store out and KO'd on old lady from the potency of it. It's probably what's giving me a headache. 🤣

I'm sad. I just put my hand in my bag of custard filled donuts, and they're all gone. That's 7 I've had today. 😫

Just sprinkled and drizzled a tiny bit of all this on some carrots and whacked them in the oven because ChatGPT said they'll taste nice after 35 minutes. I don't really cook carrots, I just eat them as they come, I don't even peel the skin off.

Because I've got no cologne and the ones I ordered are coming with Evri, and they have been delayed and probably stolen, I am resorting to spraying myself with Fabreze. At least it's the cotton fresh one, so I smell of linen.

All the sinks, taps, and toilet bowls are gonna be sparkling at my job tomorrow. Got some of the stuff I used at other jobs to get all their sinks, taps, and toilet bowls sparkling like new. It botheres me when theres crusty water stains on things. 🤣