Stef King

@DrSzl @nruppe but free Rita's!

@nruppe @kristis4squares I'll send yours to me then

@nruppe I was actually asking @kristis4squares if it was acceptable to send myself chocolate fruit

Slow walkers are the scum of society.

Finally I can wear boots again!

My mom spelt my name wrong. My life is lie.

Why does everything smell like chicken tikka Marsala?!

Munchkin is trying to drink my coffee. Like she needs any more energy.

@heynikkie I love coffee and have no plans ever!

I've done nothing but watch Mighty Ducks all day #quack

Glad I'm not the only American to receive a Jens lecture on life in America.

New drinking game, every time Jens says any version of socialism take a shot.

@scullyyyy Jens says that was stupid.

I still can't handle the fact that Pippi Longstocking is Swedish.

It's really reassuring that the fire alarm just went off and no one moved. All those school fire drills for nothing.

Apparently some people have never used a revolving door.

I'm still mourning the loss of my headphones.

I just saw the cutest reunion at the airport.

My dad is launching fireworks out of an old paint roller. What could go wrong?

@kristis4squares @azizansari I'm sad for you :(