Stephen H. Koontz

@Bat_Moose Middle cat'n it, myself

My idea of Palm Sunday is excessive high-fiving

Just dove Zenobia wreck in Cyprus for the third time. This place never gets old!

Eating this sandwich has given me an idea. New adventures will materialize as digestion ensues. Stay posted.

I was walking down our basement corridor when I realized I was being followed. I haven't talked to my shadow since.

The Slate Take 3 Preview is posted. Get excited, get real excited! http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-Slate/134142613318453

@Rhianmarie Wow. As close as you can get to a perfect answer. Mine is Ben & Jerry's Half Baked - half cookie dough half fudge brownie!

@Rhianmarie what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Only because of the insane demand I will now post the The Slate - Take 2. Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO55t97V0bY

A new Web series from Minneapolis is up and running! The Slate - Take 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n45GxoThgw

Debating whether I should leave the can of ginger root or take the leeks out of my neighbors' brillo-padded basement...

Cancel the root beer keg! This cowboy is buying the saloon and no one carrying a loaded honey jar is welcome...

Getting fat off of still-good Christmas cookies while watching a pile of 'Losers'

The buttons pulled are just the start of a cataclysmic revolution initiated by the little green guys in the hallway.

An image just surfaced in my mind and provided the answers to all my Tongan-related questions. The image was of a an Otai fruit smoothie.

I just won a game of Jax with Kid Cudi

Talking to a man who says he knows about the secret passageway into the natural corridor of the Espadia

Tea Time at the Lapin Agile...

At a bagel shop enjoying salmon/cream cheese on sesame; but scared by the sheep's placenta creeping up to my exposed toes... please stop!

The next road trip classic's trailer is finally up! Lilith Fair rocks! http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=67951