Uloms Int’l

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And this really my core four Fawk the noise!

@ComfortLolaa The international VPN just activated? This is old news auntie lol

The way he looks at her, you’ll just know he cares so much. And that’s how it should be.

I actually wish I would’ve started my #loveislandus binge journey with their season vs season 8 lol Need that high 🙂‍↕️

Did Bryce get a haircut or did Trinity just force him to get rid of that yt boy swoop style?

im sorry like he walked in that villa lookin a damn mess and still got someone at his door the girls knew sum abt kc 😭😭😭

Rihanna has been feeding Rocky straight curry goat, oxtail peas and rice. Mans only has about 2 abs left 💔

@vtorreiss Extremely low testosterone!! Jesus Christ

how do you face your family after going on love island and getting spanked on national television

Nah he getting too fluffy, Rihanna hire that man a trainer abeg All he needs is a 4-week program fr

Kenzie be killing me with that “I be” 😒 #LoveIslandUSA

NFL legend Russell Wilson opens up about how he manifested his dream girl Ciara and reveals that he fell in love with her at first sight 🥹❤️ What Russ wanted in his dream girl: -Woman of Faith -Faithful -Independent -Similar to his Mom -Tilt the room when she walks in “I wanted somebody who’s similar to my Mom. My Mom was helping my Daddy when he was on his death bed… The moment I met her, it was just a bond right from the beginning… I knew it was gonna be something real.”

Bu daha önce benim aklıma neden gelmedi 😳

Cassie and Alex Fine at the F1 Barcelona Grand Prix two days ago.

@PANERTA nun halal going on in that villa😭

Fingers crossed that KC can cut some of the hair on her pixie down so the finger waves will lay right lol. He is the live-in barber and all

@grosherie He’s horny but atleast he’s honest

gabriel been looking like a child of god next to these niggas

@ag6promo Sex barracks

@ag6promo @yawningemoji Like a mosquito net and a little fan is all I’d need fr. Imagine the smell in that damned room and I KNOW everybody ain’t showering every single night! 😭

this looks infinitely more comfortable than sleeping in the sex barracks with 15 other people