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@StephSeemsOK

dark comedy filmmaker + musician // https://t.co/0EJhrtj0h0 my amazing rock band: @SisterThieves

somewhere horrible Katılım Ekim 2010
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middle school boys: discovering porn, dane cook, sports middle school girls: QUIJA BOARDS, ALIGNMENT OF PLANETS, LIGHT AS A FEATHER STIFF AS A BOARD, SUMMONING THE GHOST OF BLOODY MARY IN A MIRROR, MAKING YOUR ARMS ENTER ANOTHER REALM THROUGH THE FLOOR,
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bring back when ppl only knew if you were hot via commissioned paintings and word of mouth
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went to a party where the invite said dress hot or else
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girl dinner but it’s just my psych meds and bubble tea
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pretty rude of the girl next to me on the train to have a privacy filter on her phone when im simply trying to watch tik tok with her
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a shadow never lies, i’m actually severely deformed 😔
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nothin quite like splitting two bottles of wine over a plate of deviled eggs with your bff while Catfish plays in the background 🥰
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forgot to tell all 7 of you that I did The Moth here in good old NYC recently and actually WON! here's the story if any of you are still reading:
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do I sound like a crazed liberal when I say I should be allowed to count my cat's inhaler towards my annual deductible?
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okay real talk, when a baby says PAPA is it short for PATRIARCH? it can’t possibly be short for DAD or FATHER 🤔
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why did this selfie get 24,000 views + 1000 likes on Xiaohongshu and like... 2 likes and 5 rotten tomatoes thrown at my head on IG
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I love having a dial tone in my head instead of any connection to my inner self
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she’s back, she’s blonde, and she’s not a wig this time
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all christmas songs fall into three categories: Horny, Suicidal, and Jesus. do NOT challenge me on this.
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We kept saying “They’re heeeere” every time someone arrived at our Halloween party 👻
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