Stephen Alsvig

@take__a_xanax Nah, I’d’ve had way more fun.

So we’re all aligned that Vanderpump Villa is a brothel right

@MiaCarlaNY @LLPJMadrigal @nosmokenomore He’s a manager I can stand behind! I wouldn’t have to be so stressed with him around.

@LLPJMadrigal @nosmokenomore yes but when are we gonna see you on a season of VANDERPUMP VILLA after all you were the greatest manager

Lisa Vanderpump: “I don't care what Scheana says.” Lisa responds to Scheana’s claim that she used her real life pain (affair with Eddie Cibrian) to launch her tv empire. Scheana: “She low-key used my real-life pain (affair with Eddie) to launch her TV empire — and what an empire she has. She gaslit me about it for a decade instead of just coming to me in the beginning. That's the thing with Lisa: She doesn't make mistakes. She makes moves and then calls them coincidences.” #TheValley #PumpRules

the only ones who kept it real in season one are chef, grace, emily, and stephen. sad he didn’t return for season two!! as for the rest yahhhh 😒 yall dont know how to do your job, and only like drama. getting ur feelings hurt over THEEEEE dumbest shit. #VanderpumpVilla

@Aautyrae It’s all in the context, Telly was a top tier professional over there. 👌🏼

Telly now vex me so much … stop making us look bad #VanderpumpVilla

@waterthose888 @lowbodycount Peter is a manager I would have LOVED to follow, I probably wouldn’t have been so stressed in France. Team Peter 1000%.

@lowbodycount he showed the loyalty to Lisa and look where it got him, she could have let him atleast manage Vanderpump Villa for his years of hardships

Peter is like that guy that never graduated but still comes to all the highschool events, how is he still working at SUR???? are you not tired of pumptinis and goat cheese balls?

@eenoMM Professional. 👌🏼🔥

Starting #VanderpumpVilla and Telly is abit….

do I sense some flirty banter between Hagen and chef Anthony #VanderpumpVilla

@SpeakBlackGurl Ey now, us military kids pick up habits & phrases, not full on accents. 🤣

The more Andre & Tyler talk to Siadi on #VanderpumpVilla, the more you realize: he’s been the same guy from day☝🏾. Military kid who moved constantly — of course he keeps his emotions tight. He’s not cold, he’s conditioned. Y’all just weren’t ready for it. 🫠

Can’t say I disagree. 😅

@FleekyMcFleeks So me in S1? 🤣

Vanderpump villa would be much more fun if staff argued with each other about the job and not dating. #VanderpumpVilla

Most valid thing I’ve read about S2.

lol, & I failed. Professionalism only works if you’re pretty. 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

@joshiewashie I’m in Vegas! 🩷 hi! 😎

Recap of season 2: I think this cast was bigger because Lisa knew she was going to fire some of them. Glad the Gabriella, Chef and the other returning folks that made it to the end together. Where is Steven? And Stassi and her family was a great addition #VanderpumpVilla

this looks so fun & wholesome omfg😭🥹

@ThatGirlLeesh @VanderpumpArmy @LisaVanderpump @FlamingoVegas @CaesarsEnt 🥰🥰🥰

@VanderpumpArmy @StephenAlsvig @LisaVanderpump @FlamingoVegas @CaesarsEnt Iconic

Lisa Vanderpump and Stephen Alsvig at the Grand Opening of #PinkysByVanderpump at the Flamingo Las Vegas last night.

how does she cry if water kills her

@retro_twt I was so obsessed with the movie. And I love that they caught this kiss in the live action. 👌🏼

Liquid Television (1992)

Is #vanderpumpvilla a joke? this chateau is supposed to be luxury and top tier service, right? this staff is giving cheesecake factory.

@bernetteisqueen Thank God for ambien.