Stephen T. Colbert

The beginnings of a screenplay about Trump as an 85-year old used car salesman: wattpad.com/760517958-sad-…

CALLED IT.

Now you can FINALLY get @realDonaldTrump to apologize for something! sorryhaters.app

People say "America is X" or "This is not America", referring to some imagined Platonic Ideal of the country that they hold, as there's a specific America (or other country, of course) to harken back to, and they're both wrong. They're all wrong.

This is important, you guys. medium.com/blundit/elon-m…

Expert tracking is super cool. medium.com/blundit/how-we… (follow @heyblundit)

It's @realDonaldTrump's Presidential portrait!

In Defence of Racists, by Donald Trump: medium.com/trumped-up/in-…

You might as well be sharing a poll from Narnia, Mr. Trump. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

If you like deep-fried chicken, you're going to really love this. THAT's AN ORDER. youtube.com/watch?v=-bkcDI…

ATTENTION, AMERICA: This is what @realDonaldTrump's dick is thinking right this minute: @briandhogg/an-open-letter-from-the-dick-of-donald-trump-3acbac34508a#.c39jpf5e1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@briandhogg/an…

This fake autobiography of Donald Trump is pretty amazing. And it's only a dollar! You should get it. amazon.com/Trumped-Up-Uns…

MAN, These sugar cookies look nice. gastrobug.com/2016/02/29/bug…

I have no control over the show.

.@AndySwan You mis-spelled "narcissistic idiots who think that anyone who disagrees with them must be a self-loathing apologist."

When people tell you we need to eat insects, do you freak out? YOU SHOULDN'T, because look at this pasta! youtube.com/watch?v=aW93ap…

@texasman2008 @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Does the idea of eating insects freak you out? IT SHOULDN'T. gastrobug.com/2016/02/17/sup…

If you think @realDonaldTrump's a tool, download this fake autobiography (FREE TODAY) that totally makes fun of him: amazon.com/Trumped-Up-Inc…