Stephen Corvair

The President is celebrating World Press Freedom Day by giving the Press Corps the “freedom to choose” to leave voluntarily, or be escorted out by a guy named No Neck Keith. #smokefleet

This #smokefleet trend is one of the reasons I will never leave this place. You can't find this shit on bluecry. 💀 (or maybe you can, I never go there.)

Who needs a ride #smokefleet?

@theliamnissan If you come on the show now, that’ll be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will find you, and I will interview an empty chair while doing a very flattering impression of your gravelly voice. Don't make me do the voice, Liam.#smokefleet

Honestly, calling CNN 'stupid' for reporting what you literally just said? Sir, that’s not 'fake news.' That’s just 'the news.' It’s like a parrot getting mad at a mirror for repeating everything it says. 'SQUAWK! You’re seditious! SQUAWK! I’m a stable genius!'" #smokefleet

Working on following you kind folks back. Even in Elmo’s land of "absolute free speech," you’re only allowed to follow a few muchachos back at a time. Stay frosty my friends. Not “refrigerator” frosty, but “cool under pressure” frosty. #smokefleet #Elmosucks

Gas is so high, a guy inside was trying to sell his “services” to the attendant for half a tank of Premium. #TrumpDidThis #smokefleet

Thanks for having me on the show, Stephen! Everyone, give @StephenCorvair a follow!

It’s a brand new day! So grab your coffee, drink it black, drink it with oat milk, or drink it through a reusable straw made of recycled hope. Whatever gets your gears turning before the inevitable crush of reality reminds us that we have Nazis and Fascists to fight. #smokefleet

Taking my monologue on the road!#smokefleet