Stephen Crawshaw

@tomhfh You’re 26??!!!! You’ve had a hard life sunshine

Labour majority: 13 years Hung Parliament: 8 years Con majority: 5 years

@grantshapps @Conservatives Nice one Mike! Still pushing the lies. Well done

Whilst Labour would push up inflation and unemployment the @Conservatives are completely focussed on delivering your priorities: 1️⃣ Halving inflation 2️⃣ Growing the economy 3️⃣ Reducing debt 4️⃣ Cutting waiting lists 5️⃣ Stopping the boats

@slim_douglas @CatharineHoey @juk5252 Ooooh. She’s got a blue tick. Must be important #bluetickwanker

@CatharineHoey @juk5252 We hear now that he was forced out, i saw a tweet from MichaelFabricant? & waiting confirmation, i really din’t think BJohnson would just walk away, let’s wait & see the prove.!!!!🌿

The outrageous ousting of Boris Johnson spiked-online.com/2023/06/10/the…

@CatharineHoey You still alive? Oh dear

@crimlawuk Some people can jog and jog and jog, but still not get any fitter

No words.

@g_gosden Is he her ‘Uncle’?

This is Charlotte Owen who will become the youngest ever life peer and nominated by Johnson. I make no other comment, but, you of course can.

@Margare89934466 @GBNEWS Have you got a carer? Is the dementia getting worse? I’m sorry for you

@GBNEWS We still want Boris, he cares for the people and never stops working for us, I hope he now has a battle plan which will fulfil his promises

‘Some people are calling it a kangaroo court, I have rather more respect for kangaroos. I prefer to call it a show trial.’ Barrister Steven Barret says a ‘sham of law has been used' to force Boris Johnson to resign. 🖥 GB News on YouTube bit.ly/3vAYaw0

@GBNEWS Strange. His views are diametrically opposite to other barristers. Then I notice: he’s a writer for The Spectator. Enough said

@danwootton Grow up. You’re a third rate journo with no political nouce

If only our political journalists had spent less time leading a witch hunt into Boris Johnson over a piece of cake and more time focussing on the extraordinary story of the SNP’s missing funds which has been hiding in plain sight.

@Mike_Fabricant Over in Zagreb at the thatch repairers? With a couple of gammon, I notice

Meanwhile, in Zagreb…….

@CherryMalvern @Mike_Fabricant @BorisJohnson Only a dullard wouldn’t have an issue with how Johnson lied and lied and lied

Can this be true??? SENSATIONAL 👇

@Mike_Fabricant Why is it sensational you rugheaded ninny? As a majority of the committee were Tories, it’s obvious that some voted against Johnson. Don’t be a tool all your life

@PaulKirkby3 Oh. And a blue tick. You must be important. #bluetickwanker

@PaulKirkby3 You’ve made 35k tweets. Are they all as humorous as this one? You should be on the stage. Priceless 👍

Tory party now gripped by disease that has periodically gripped Labour — more interested in taking lumps out of each other than the “enemy”. Will only encourage growing view among sensible plain folk that Tories no longer a serious party, that they’ve lost the plot, they no longer speak for anybody because they’re obsessed with their own tribal differences and that, for good or ill, they should make way for Labour.

@andreajenkyns @nadams Straight talking eh? Is that the equivalent of giving the crowd the finger? You useless frump

Hear hear, @nadams is a straight talking Yorkshireman and will be sadly missed in Parliament.

This isn't a deal accidentally gone wrong. This isn't a case of innocent mistakes. This isn't a 'grey area' or 'a bit dodgy'. This is fraud and theft, plain and simple. 🤬 I hope they all (incl. but not only her 👇) get some serious prison time for this. bylinetimes.com/2023/06/09/ppe…

#lancashirepolice It’s 2.10am and there is a loud outdoor party going on further up our lane. I phone the police to complain and am told that this is something I should report to the council. What effing use is that at .10am? Thanks. Stick to handing out speeding tickets

@Peston You’ll get stuck for that Robert, but you’re bang on the money (literally)

I am thrilled that Abu Dhabi have won their first big European trophy after all those years in the footballing wilderness. Heartwarming. And global warming