Steve Kneale

@conquertheno Fish

What's something you refuse to eat?

@SeizeTheNae Rove McManus

Who’s the greatest late-night TV host of all time? A. Johnny Carson B. David Letterman C. Jay Leno D. Conan O’Brien E. Arsenio Hall F. Jon Stewart G. Jimmy Kimmel H. Craig Ferguson

Anika Wells meal allowance while in Paris. A single meal. This is what she billed taxpayers. Frédéric Simonin, a Michelin-star restaurant near the Arc de Triomphe. Food: Approximately $1,000 (€569) for a dinner. Drinks: Approximately $750 (€427) billed on the same night. Total: The combined bill for food and alcohol reached roughly $1,750

Uluru, also known as Ayers Rock, is the largest single rock formation on Earth. Only about a quarter of it rises above ground, while the majority extends beneath the surface, with an estimated total mass exceeding one billion tons.

@bagshaw2112 The small one is there so that you can pretend to be water wise. No one ever uses it, it’s just for show

I may appear stupid, but does anyone know why my toilet has 2 buttons ? What do each of them do ?? My toilet is a ‘Thomas Crapper system’ #toilet #crapper

@ElijahSchaffer I don’t want to know the answer to that age old question

Good Lord, what has happened to Australia?

@FayeArohanui What is he holding in his right hand?

Little Carter having a well deserved break from cooking and out to the seaside to get stuck into Spanish Paella with his Dad... Yummo!

@24x7knowiiidge @badluckpeopl “Nameds” really?

Only smart ones can crack this, let’s have it ! 😅

@WorkElizab Historic

Go!

@RobertaFresque2 5 & 6

???🧐

@Mappy6984 Does everyone who serves you in America get tips, doctors, nurses, postman etc.

I think this is fine

@Crazymoments01 Must have been another swan doing the filming

The mother swan was no longer there beside the nest of eggs, and the male swan called out loudly to passing people. A kind woman stopped and called animal rescue. The eggs later hatched into cygnets, who stayed with the male swan in hope

@JacintaAllanMP Is there a competition amongst the states to see who can get the biggest debt?

We’re taking 20% off rego to help Victorians deal with the cost of living. Like cheaper public transport, this won’t fix everything, but it’s immediate action I can take to make a difference.

@MikeBales Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@bamagirl_4_eva Dead Calm

What movie?

@Marlayna29 We don’t pay taxes on lottery wins in Australia so the answer to your question is NO.

Would you?

Sunrise in Australia

You can't make this up. Labor is proud that they're spending $4 million dollars of taxpayer's money on an "African Village" while Australians are living in their cars. How tone deaf can you be right now?

Pauline Hanson says that she would “defund the ABC” of their “$1.2 billion” dollar a year funding and make it “subscription only” “if people want to pay to watch the ABC, so be it” “I wouldn’t fund it anymore I’d shut it down” “Let the people who want to watch it subsidise it”

WOW! Remember when Albanese promised NOT to change capital gains tax or negative gearing ... HE LIED.🤥 Jim Chalmers was on TV in #CANBERRA shitting all over Albo's commitment. #AUSPOL 🤔🤨 Remember when Albo said 'My word is my bond' ... another lie!