Stephen Lanza

YOU'RE FIRED!!!...TRUMP Uses Government Shutdown To Clean House. youtu.be/iTaX8uxKV_A?si… via @YouTube

#Anonymous: Trump and Elon are going to destroy your democracy, this has been planned.

@hamandcheese Lee Iacocca refurbished it in 1986. They were going to restore it to its original color but the metal was too thin in spots. If you watch the great movie “Remo Williams” they have a great action scene on the scaffolding that was around it.

This is unironically an awesome idea. astralcodexten.com/i/136287965/cl…

Yule Soup 2023 Why watch FIRE when you can watch BOILING CHICKEN SOUP fo... youtu.be/m-G67JGBMNs?si… via @YouTube

I just posted "KID STUFF with Dylan and Riley TRAILER" on Reddit reddit.com/r/u_Filmcomic/…

@JennaBusch I ran my mouth off again. Does that count?

It’s #GlobalRunningDay today! My run was short because I’m tapering for Saturday’s #halfmarathon, but I laced up my sneakers and ran! Who else is running today?

@mrbrianrowe Saving Private Ryan

Tell me a movie with a memorable beach scene.

@JoJoFromJerz Having sex with my wife.

What’s something that was ruined because too many people started doing it?

@sbellelauren This is hilarious

me watching election results trickle in twitter.com/_B___S/status/…

@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger No disrespect but I’ve had a crush on your wife since that Jimmy Reardon movie. Now that I e disclosed this information I feel like we’re family. Creepy disfunctional family. Let’s go eat some pie.

Just… gawtDAMN

pro tip: if you sat silent when Trump abandoned Syria and evacuated exactly zero of our Kurdish allies and handed over our military bases to Russia, kindly sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and spare us your fake outrage over Afghanistan. Biden is rescuing tens of thousands

Rocco Survives HURRICANE HENRI !!!!! youtu.be/MUNCYStB2vA via @YouTube

Best Yule Log Ever!!! youtu.be/AWO3VwLV4Fs #YuleLog #Yule2020 #Christmas #xmas

Yule log? Try some YULE SOUP instead. youtu.be/86rgfldhI6c

Let the 1% pay taxes in 2020 without deductions. Everyone else pays nothing. #2020Election #notax2020 #StimulusChecksOrStrike #americanfail #TaxTheRich #TaxStrike #TaxTheChurches #taxseason

My latest novel wasn't as long as my CVS receipt.

Did Trump tweet his thanks to all the "suckers and losers" today? I wasnt paying attention. #VeteransDay #VeteransDay2020 #ThankyouforyourService #heroes #TrumpTerroism

Rocco Zamboni's Christmas Merchandise youtu.be/Xv4a-wrxLg0 via @YouTube

Rocco's reminding you to VOTE!!! youtu.be/gmwKn4eNdM8

Yo' momma's so stupid she installed a dictator thinkin' she was drainin' some damn swamp.