Stephen

The stereotypical robot voice will now be something that is almost completely obsolete, but people will know and reference—a skeuomorph (I think).

Snapchat is the last actual social media

You should come over for dinner I make a mean bowl of cereal

Justice for Papa John's. When discussing where to order pizza from he is underrepresented. ✊

Hot Digga - the dog

Toilet paper roll over or under?

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Happy March

Pro tip: don't use this website

it's really convenient that spongebob squarepants wears square pants so that he can go by the name "spongebob squarepants".

whoever decided to print a grid inside the wrapping paper is a legend

Eat enough fiber and it'll change your life. The charmin bears don't want you to know this secret.

Black Friday? Just don't cook them so long

My short film is now up on YouTube publicly for everyone to see! Please check it out... this was a passion project, and it means a lot to me: youtu.be/Mdj-t5jImeI

I'm me

Paris the Platypus

the internet really is quite something

it'd should be 2 syllables but it's usually only pronouced as one

imagine describing wind to an alien

sleep is underrated.