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@Karigwe Imagine bringing logic to Bible believing Christians.... It's like talking to stone

Christians abeg pardon me, I haven’t asked you guys questions in a while, With what we know scientifically today, the earth moves round the sun not the other way round. In Joshua 10:13 he asked god for the sun to stand still. Let’s say in his medieval human mind he didn’t know that the earth is the one that moves. How come the god that supposedly created this world didn’t correct him and allowed him to record that the sun stood still and the moon too? To make matters worse, in verse 14 it claimed that because this happened for a full day there’s no day like it before. Is Svalbard, Tromsø, Lofoten Islands till you reach North Pole a joke to you? Is it that god didn’t know how what he created works? How come this god didn’t know to reveal to him that in the North Pole we have six months of day and six months of night even if he didn’t know about the other towns? Abeg enlighten my canal mind.

You fuck with Wizkid , I fuck with you , Simple.

@datchuguyy @numberonetweep He's nothing less than 6'6

@numberonetweep Highest 6’3

How tall is 6Uff bruhhh?? This ngga really get strength 🤔🔥🔥🏋️‍♂️

@CeaserWrestles This bro wey don reach 35

OBA FEMI's EVOLUTION! From Standout Shot Putter to Facing Brock Lesnar at His First WrestleMania. 🔥😮‍💨

i’ll be 80 stanning wiz, idgaf

@webdesignerng I'll create this using Nextjs in like 2 days

Now this client had given the project to another developer who worked with Node.js for four weeks but still couldn’t deliver what she wanted😐. She became impatient 😤and then contacted us. We stepped in with WordPress, delivered it faster, and charged double what the previous developer was paid🥹. Before After

@kwasi_attah_ Believe ancient myths, discredit present day facts 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 😂

You think the moon landing was fake. Yet Jonah lived days inside a fish. Noah crammed every species two by two into one small boat. Muhammad split the moon in half then rode a winged donkey into the heavens. Keep that conspiracy bs off my timeline. 😂😂

@justmercy__ Masturbation does not reduce dick size please

I was in a long-distance relationship with this guy for about 8 months. We normally saw each other every month… he lives in Abuja, and I live in Lagos. He had a moderately sized d*ck, so our sexual life was perfect. But over time, I started noticing some changes in his d*ck whenever it was time for us to meet…it seemed to be getting smaller. At first, I didn’t think much of it, but it kept happening every time we met, it just keeps getting smaller. Eventually, I summoned the courage to ask him about it. He told me that he had been masturbating a lot while I was away and that he didn’t know how to cheat. I felt so irritated, and by then, the d*ck had already become too small for me to manage, so I decided to end the relationship.

@WWE_GODD Bro's silhouette reminds me of triple H in the 2000s

Oba Femi destroyed two heavyweights in 40 secs 😳 "We were expecting a tag match, we ended up with a crime scene"

@AlbumTalksHQ He'll get maybe 5m

The current record for biggest opening day streams for an album on NG Spotify is 12.12M by Wizkid's "Morayo" Do you think Omah Lay can surpass it with "Clarity of Mind"? 🤔

Get a girlfriend. Date her. F**k her. Make memories. Break up. Lock in on your life. Level up. Start winning. Get another girlfriend. The cycle never ends.

@Baloney_and @makaveri___ It's always been staged na.

@makaveri___ Starting to think this whole thing is staged.

they don’t fight anymore 😭😭in WWE😱😱

@Emmanuel_Tips She's not ugly

POV: When the face doesn’t match the body 🤌🏾

@Akintola_steve I'm sat

Bookmark this tweet right now. Not after reading. Now. At some point, you will build a payment system, work on one, or inherit one that is already broken. When something goes wrong, and it will, you will need exactly what I am about to show you. This is the most complete payment system breakdown I have ever written. Every flow. Every edge case. Every trap. One thread

@Feeztm 😂 This was so funny funny in 2016. It's still funny in 2026

Skit makers better thank God he choose music. He was so useless. 😂

@bodybyzedd Those miracles only happen in the bible. They don't happen in reality

If you can believe the Israelites brought down the walls of Jericho by praising the lord, why shouldn’t they believe Jesus can quench the fire if they pray?🎤

@Horlayeanca02 @Kynsofficial Bro was using AI

@Kynsofficial Intern unlocked god mode

Told this intern our api response seems slow to me and I need the it reduced by 40%, he reduced it by 88%. We were shocked, started testing and we realized he simply skipped 20 other JOINS we had and went direct. Features breaking here and there😭. Nearly got us all fired

@FindingKan Person wey suppose dey fight Anthony Joshua go dey do music

This guy na Giant. How can you be taller than a Gwagon?

incase you don’t know, he also won in 2011 when your faves haven’t started music, and he wins again in 2026 after your faves are past their prime era, he is the only EVERLASTING TAKER in the music industry. 🦅

@Burna_Archive Wizkid, Burnaboy and Rema. They all have mad range. Especially wizkid and burna

No bias… who really has the widest range here?