SteveAld77

@wordmae Mike Shaft. 👍🏼

12-Second Word Challenge 👏⏱️

Saturday: A win for Inspector Morse at Salford Lowry. Sunday: A win for Salford v Batley at Salford and then a nice curry in Swinton. Monday: United v Leeds in Trafford. Can the Mighty Manchester Reds defeat Dirty 'Orrible Leeds to make it a winning weekend for all our boys?

The air-fryer thinks he's Micky bleedin' Flanagan now. Just cook the soddin' wedges.

If I had one of those Stiltz home lifts I'd be just be up and down in it all day pissing about annoying people like a suburban Frank-N-Furter or summat.

@Salford_RLFC 🎶 We've got Brad Dwyer - your defence is terrified! 🎶 🏉 🔥 👏

@Salford_RLFC 29 Batley Bulldogs 28

It's half time. It's Salford RLFC 16 Batley Bulldogs 12 Good game. Keep it up. 👏

I hated Ferguson so much growing up - bitterness because he was so good more than anything - but it's impossible not to find this very wholesome. Imagine the stories...

@angiesliverpool Pretty much in that vintage currently on Classic Brookside on STV Player. Jonathan Gordon-Davies giving off serious Morrissey mid 80s vibes there with his clobber. Brilliantly awful stuff!

Some of the #Brookside cast from 1988 singing on #childreninneed #Liverpool Full vid here youtu.be/zGwNlhvFwo8?si…

@autumnsdad1 America is NOT the world.

The best One Hit Wonder of all time? It has to be Dexys Midnight Runners Come On Eileen..right? 😂 Do you have one to top it?

I'm old enough to remember when #SNLUK was quite funny. *21st March 2026

'Leeewwiisss!' Very good. Took a few minutes to adjust to it not being Johnny Thaw (legend) but a really good Morse story well acted and well told. No spoilers but ooh, what a bastard!

Something a bit Eraserhead-y about that pic of #Morrissey on the new Notre-Dame sleeve. Like it. 👍🏼

@Oasiscrave Shittest cig related band name since Ten Benson back in the 90s.

Noel Gallagher on glorified Oasis tribute band Park Drive “They should drive off a fucking cliff. They’re atrocious.”

Todays #Wordle - definitely helps if you've watched some baseball on US TV down the years. From Fenway Park would be even better. 4/6 for me.

@TheKairosPulse Congressman Kittington Catt from the great state of Miaowssuri.

What would you name him? 😂

New @vizcomic has landed. We're going in. 👍🏼

@WG_RumblePants Phil de Freitas.

I’ve been trying to think of 80s and 90s cricketers who missed out on the franchise revolution, but who may have been big money players (if they’d had the chance). So far I’ve got: Sir Viv Richards Sir Curtly Ambrose Courtney Walsh Sir Ian Botham Darren Gough Graham Gooch Robin Smith Kapil Dev Anil Kumble Mohammad Azharuddin Allan Donald Lance Klusener Javed Miandad Saeed Anwar Imran Khan Wasim Akram Waqar Younis Who have I missed out?

@Valeria_11rw I blame numerous bank holiday pints of Bud Light at £1.99 a pint down the local 'Spoons. It made perfect sense at the time. Angst ridden teen poems have always been my stock in trade which is depressing when nearing 50!

@SteveAld77 This is kind of surreal haha, feels like a collage-style poem with random elements. Do you want to analyze it, or did you write it yourself?

Icon in a carrier bag Tesco Panic! From 21 to 25 Kill Uncle, I don't shave or shade Or ankle.

I was never much of a Mod. I thought a souped up Lambretta was what a Scotch bloke would order off the set menu at the Taste of India. Ha ha ha. That is my new joke. You can have that. €12 ono.