Steve Bast

@masaminabruh @DodgersNation Are you new? As insufferable as the Padres are, do you know about the team from Frisco?

@DodgersNation Padres are the biggest insufferable losers I've ever seen

The Padres sell an "FTD Burger"... AND it comes with three (onion) rings 😇 Dodgers really living rent-free 🤣 (h/t r/ redsolocuppp)

@GavinNewsom So do you, and you've been doing it much, much longer. How much taxpayer money have you stolen and funnelled to Harvey's sex toy or your aunt Nancy?

Donald Trump is running a theft operation in plain sight. Stock trades. Crypto. Pardons. Slush funds. Sick doesn't even cover it.

@katieporterca You should face those challenges in IOWA where you belong.

I'm the only mom in this race. I'm also a single parent who pushes a shopping cart and fills up my minivan. I know the challenges Californians face because I face them, too.

@OptaSTATS It ain't because of the pitching.

MLB batters have a collective .241 batting average this season. That is on pace for the league's lowest mark since 1968 (.237).

@Seth_3773 Future San Diego Padre

This video is everywhere, the pitcher is having his inner thoughts come out verbally, I like the confidence, however it’s not a good look to then throw a cheeseburger down the middle to be smashed.

@RealJamesWoods Short answer: NO.

Jesus, talk about fatigue. Is this bloated alky bum ever going to stop lying?

@IfindRetards Maybe Dick Levine will push your shit back in for you at the end of the night if you ask him nicely?

That's it.. I'm done.

@DodgersNation I'm telling you, leave the blue jerseys on the shelf for Spring Training ONLY...

End of the 9th inning. Score: San Diego Padres 0, Los Angeles Dodgers 4. Will Klein on the mound. Gavin Sheets flies out to center, Manny Machado strikes out swinging, and Xander Bogaerts lines out to center. Dodgers closing in on a victory.

@landofthe80s CostCo makes a killer mac and cheese with bacon bits and bbq sauce now... it's 🤯👌🏼.

Ok, need to get your feedback. I eat Macaroni & Cheese just like this. I have a friend who puts ketchup on it - am I the crazy one?

@ESPNInsights @StormBuonantony For the 6553457889th time, this is the dumbest, most useless stat in all of sports.

According to ESPN Analytics, the Knicks win probability was as low as 0.1% 🤯 Teams trailing by 22 points in the fourth quarter of a playoff game since 1997-98 were 1-594 entering Tuesday.

@ggerould Another one: Mike Brown has the Knicks in the ECF, but someone thought he was the problem and not good enough to coach the Kings so he got ran out of town. It's amazing how many coaches the Kings have run through the wringer that are so successful after they leave.

Random things to ponder while watching NBA Eastern Conference finals: courtside seats at MSG reported to be in $13,000 range.

@Dodgers Gray jerseys are where it's at! Leave the blues for Spring Training!

#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 5, Padres 4

@Super70sSports I'm not sure any back up through today has TD's acceleration. He went from 1st to 5th gear in about three steps. 🤯

Let’s all watch Touchdown Tony Dorsett do awesome things for a minute. Perhaps the least talked about elite running back of his era. That needs to change.

@ESPNInsights If I'm building a franchise, I still start with Cap 100 times out of 100.

Victor Wembanyama (22 years, 134 days) passes Lew Alcindor (22 years, 352 days) as the youngest player with 40 points and 20 rebounds in a playoff game😲

@IfindRetards Coming from the chick that chewed her kid's food before feeding it to him?

I can think of many better things, like eating meat and lots of it. Retarded quote 🏅

@AmazingPopPod Jane, you ignorant slut!!!

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Dan Aykroyd?

@amylcris No. I live in NoCal. He's not on my ballot.

If you live in California, are you voting for Pratt?

@Freyaaie Captain Caveman!!!

Name a famous captain

@GavinNewsom Stop it, Gav. You're embarassing yourself.

Donald Trump is running the greatest grift in American history. It’s corruption at a scale we've never seen in our lifetime.

@gjco74 @DodgersNation Especially with that many leadoff runners getting on base. Their situational baseball is atrocious.

@DodgersNation Boom or bust Dodgers offense and tonight was an absolute bust. Zero run support for Yamamoto and an inconsistent offense not capable of stringing hits together. The Dodgers offense needs serious work at the plate you can not go an entire game without scoring 1 run.