Steve DeRucci

Women are like options. Their peak value is when they are between 21 and 24 years old. After that, Theta eats them up. They are getting closer and closer to expiry. When they are over 45, they expire worthless. The sweet spot on the market is to buy calls with a 21 strike and sell calls with a 25 strike. Otherwise, Theta eats up your portfolio. And you make a profit when you secure kids/marriage. Dating women over 25 seriously is playing with fire. Mathematically, you are bound to lose.

It followed me home 🦝🤣

Cat :~ Ah… that feels good..👍

Play has been stopped due to an adorable field invasion 🥰🧡

@nypost Loser

Lindsey Graham had among the lowest wealth in Congress despite a lifetime at the center of power trib.al/ZyutBzu

making new friends

seals are just the dogs of the sea

Fun facts about toucans

@dunemovie You know what would be hilarious. If we all boycott this movie for no reason what so ever.

All paths have led to this moment. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18.

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Welcome to Zelenogradsk, Russia’s city of cats. Cuteness overload around every corner 😻

He grew 🥹

Would u like to buy his steamed buns?

@LindseyGrahamSC My condolences to Israel

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

We’ll miss you, Haaland 🇳🇴

I’m having the best morning right now.😂🧡