Steve Martin 🐦‍🔥

BREAKING NEWS. Darwin Nunez has been fined and ordered to complete 80 hours unpaid work teaching disadvantaged people to play football. He reports to Goodison at 8am Monday morning.

@LindseyGrahamSC @POTUS We are watching the slow disintegration of the USA and the beauty of it is that we get to watch it in real time. I look forward each day now to the new comedy, Trumpsacunt.

Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies’ unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what’s at stake. The arrogance of our allies to suggest that Iran with a nuclear weapon is of little concern and that military action to stop the ayatollah from acquiring a nuclear bomb is our problem not theirs is beyond offensive. The European approach to containing the ayatollah’s nuclear ambitions have proven to be a miserable failure. The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America. I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.

@SaqibBanbh90290 15

Number of saqure you see...? ONLY 1 % Will succeed

Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.

@kendalljayyzhxu 3551

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@kendalljayyzhxu 3531

@johngibbonsblog @LFC I noticed that yesterday. WTF is going on there?

Hiya @LFC can I have this block of empty seats to give to a kids football team?

Fuck ya adverts raar off. London fireworks.

That's three Christmas Eve's in a row now, that The Grinch has been on. Once again, I've got to make do with one of her hand jobs.

@Kamara2R It's sacred in four religions so people don't climb it out of respect.

Why no one has climbed this mysterious peak yet ? 🤔

So listen. @thenerve_news has the receipts. A comprehensive timeline of Nathan Gill & Nigel Farage’s pro-Kremlin influencing activities & 2 other MEPs, David Cobourn & Jonathan Arnott. Please read & share.

@MrBenedict_84 @grok Latest ai trend. A child would suffocate on those.

Is this real or AI @grok

@SteveMartinYNWA @DailyMail They’re living up to the hype for having the balls to speak out. 🤐😂😂

I'm thinking of giving that Stoptober a go.🤔

@SteveMartinYNWA @DailyMail You win the internet today. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@NomadProduct @DailyMail 😊🤣🤣

@SteveMartinYNWA @DailyMail I C what U did there...

Andrew had 40 prostitutes brought to his five-star hotel in JUST four days during taxpayer-funded trip to Thailand, royal historian Andrew Lownie tells bombshell Daily Mail podcast trib.al/lwPd7jM

@TRobinsonNewEra You'll twerk for anyone if the money's right.

Who's coming to support Maccabi Tel Aviv at Villa Park on November 6th???

Our friend from Gaza thanks Trump for the ceasefire “in the right way”

They want to ditch the #ECHR to "assist with forced removals and #Immigration." Do you how many UK forced removals the #ECHR have stopped? 4. In 4 years. It's not about #Immigration. It's about ALL THE OTHER RIGHTS they want to strip you of.

While my wife was out I decided to dig out my old vinyl collection and have a play. I especially enjoyed the wet-look basque and thigh length boots.