Steve Mercer

@TRHLofficial Josie I feel that your legs deserve the Renoir treatment. That's not a euphemism, well it might be a bit.

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@AcademicAgent_X 5 day test

@AcademicAgent_X Texan would remove your fillings

@AcademicAgent_X In the early 90s the Woolies in my town used to heavily discount unsold chart singles, 12 inch singles and albums on vinyl when they dropped out of the top 30. Bloody marvellous.

@AcademicAgent_X Bought and paid for

@AcademicAgent_X Dry dog food from Aldi floats and is small enough for ducks, crows etc

@MorbidAnima @AcademicAgent_X At what point does sunk cost kick in?

@AcademicAgent_X It is September. Academic Agent is trying to raise the temperature of his compost. It is October. Academic Agent is trying to raise the temperature of his compost. It is November. Academic Agent is trying to raise the temperature of his compost.

@AcademicAgent_X youtu.be/JmJaEky-CHU?si…

@AcademicAgent_X I'd listen to what you had to say even if it was in sign language. Carry on Sir!

Have all the counter-signallers who urged us all to understand that terrified Scottish girl with a hatchet was a dismal ruffian threatening an innocent good boy going about his sweet own business now apologised fulsomely and smartened up?

@DavidBe31099196 Waiting patiently for an attack.

Any minute now Keir Starmer will announce £110 million will now be earmarked for the protection of dog walkers. Any old minute, seconds even... wait... wait... Sir Keir?

@AcademicAgent_X Read the Art of War to her at bedtime

@AcademicAgent_X See also Data - Fallout

@AcademicAgent_X Is there a psychedelic furs song on your list AA?