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Illogical, terrestrial, epigeal, bipedal, septuagenarian seed-bearing mammalian of Class M planet Earth, galaxy Milky Way (Orion Arm, Laniakea supercluster)

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SteveRandom
SteveRandom@SteveRandom·
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic and a killer. It has never yet melted. --DH Lawrence, British novelist, d. 1930
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SteveRandom@SteveRandom·
Random's Hypothesis: •Dems take over. TACO resigns. •Doesn't pardon anyone bc they failed to protect him. •JD withdraws from Iran, ends war. Fires Wiles & Miller. Won't pardon DJT. •DJT indicted for raping girls, swallows lethal dose. •Maralago closes. Melania moves home.
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol

I'm so fucking sick of the GOP. "We can't do anything." Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. You have the House. The Senate. The White House. A Supreme Court majority. The most unified government you've had in years, and you're telling me you CAN'T DO ANYTHING????? You have RECONCILIATION. You know, the filibuster-proof tool Democrats used to ram through trillions in spending with FIFTY votes? It's sitting right there. Do you morons understand what happens if Democrats take the midterms? It's over. Not "tough." Not "a setback." FUCKING OVER. Every DOGE cut? Gone. Did you forget you still need to CODIFY THOSE into law?! Executive orders? Erased. Regulation cuts? Reversed. Border policy? Deleted. Years of work, torched in one election cycle, because you kept saying "we'll get to it" like we gave a DAMN that you "tried". Guess what happens when Democrats win, dumbasses? They start passing bills. They actually DO everything you won't do, for God knows what reason. You're telling me if they win, they won't NUKE the filibuster ON DAY ONE?! They've SAID it out loud, repeatedly, on camera!!!!! Transgender plays in Uganda? Back. Elmo in Afghanistan? Back. NPR/PBS funding? Probably DOUBLED out of spite. ICE? Defunded. DC and Puerto Rico statehood? Yep. Court packing? THEY SAID SO THIS WEEK!!!!! Every single "crazy" thing you swore would never happen becomes a floor vote the second they hold the gavel. Because THEY actually use power when they have it. That's the difference between you and them, and it's fucking humiliating. Meanwhile YOU can't even pass the SAVE Act. Requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is an 80/20 issue. The easiest layup in American politics... and GOD FORBID YOU CHANGE SOME ARCHAIC SENATE RULES TO GET IT DONE because you'd rather have the ISSUE than the LAW. You won't defund the fucking TALIBAN. We're still watching taxpayer money leak into Afghanistan and your response is a strongly worded letter and a subcommittee hearing nobody watches. WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE????? Don't tell me there's no time. The House is scheduled for barely over 100 legislative days this year. You work a THIRD of the year. Teachers work more days than you. AND SOMEHOW you STILL ARE FINDING ROOM FOR EVEN MORE VACATIONS!!!!!!! GOD FORBID you actually put in some effort. But no. Instead you give us tweets. Fox News hits. Cringe-ass TikToks. Podcast appearances. NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT. Not one of us. Zero. You're not influencers. You're lawmakers. So make some fucking laws. That's the job It's all we've EVER asked you to do. Trump won't be on the ballot next time to drag YOUR SORRY ASSES ACROSS THAT FINISH LINE. You really think you can come home, look us in the eye, and recycle the same excuses? After THIS? No. Not this time. The stakes are way too high and our patience is gone. Completely gone. Stop telling us what you'd do "if only you had the power." YOU HAVE THE POWER. RIGHT NOW. TODAY. If you're too cowardly to use it, then stop fucking asking us for more of it. ...and don't act all shocked when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to save you from yourselves.

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Harry Margulies
Harry Margulies@Askwhyisit·
Religion wants you to believe before you can understand. Reason is to understand in order to believe.
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Answers in Genesis
The Bible affirms the sanctity of life from the womb.
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SteveRandom@SteveRandom·
Many search parties have gone out to find God, but God is invisible and very very quiet. They look everywhere, even in churches and temples, but god cannot be coaxed out of hiding. Eventually they stop looking. God can't be found. He cannot be seen or heard.
The Bible@The__Bible7

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SteveRandom@SteveRandom·
You have be acutely vain to even imagine this is what you'll get when you croak. God fulfilling your animal desires like some dumb genie in a bottle. The absurdity of this can't be overstated. Unfortunately, the Bible is packed with bizarre promises to us mortals.
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