Stephen Smeal

Dammit @ChipotleTweets your Baltimore Canton restaurant is awful. Always the worst service, the people barely know what they're doing! Ahhh!

@JIMMYPBC Walt goes into Witness Protection, changes his name to Hal, and then Malcolm in the Middle starts.

@aaronpaul_8 Are they taking you to cook for them?!?

I'm a peacock flying into a rainbow.

Bill Murray as FDR... WHAT?!?

SIMPSONS DID IT!

Life Of Pi was pretty awesome. It really makes me want to pet a Bengal tiger.

I learned the facts of life from watching "The Facts Of Life"

@CollinAlexande4 I heard you can find them in Canadia...

Fuck Hostess! More like NOstess! LONG LIVE LITTLE DEBBIE!!!!!!!

Just watched Coneheads... Still a sick movie.

@CollinAlexande4 Yeah. Everything is cool at my house. Power didn't even go out. Everything cool at your place?

HUEY LOVES US!!! “@Huey_Lewis_News: Thinking about all of our friends on the East coast and hoping you are all right.”

Hurricane Sandy Cats Update: Libby is terrified by the storm. Nibbler apparently likes Honey Mustard.

@CollinAlexande4 That's when you say "No! I will not leave my BFF Steve behind!"

@CollinAlexande4 God damn... I was walking around sealing the doors meanwhile everyone else is driving down the road!

@CollinAlexande4 Call about what? Got the code blue text awhile ago.

@CollinAlexande4 I'll probably go in maybe. I don't have a ton of leave saved up plus if barely anyone comes I can just work on classes.

@heeeeeeeerewego But that venue is sick as fuck.

@heeeeeeeerewego And I bowled next to this total thug with a ball that had a skull in the middle and had the name "E Murder" engraved in it.