world's boy

Twitter used to be like a house party where everyone was having fun but now its a house party at 3am when people are fighting for no reason and you don't know why that girl is crying but she says it's your fault

Tough day for all my fellow Cheneyiacs out there

There have been more raptures in my life than eclipses

Did anyone consider how much liquid is going into the baby?????????????????????????????????????????

@MaxBjaffe He couldn't smile he was just flexing his gums

@Stevemcmath People are so negative. It takes less blood to smile than to frown

Marc Maron is just saying what Tim Dillon pretends he's saying

Suicide note with just a link to a Coffeezilla video called "Steve1989mre doesn't actually eat the food"

Harry Potter's what?!

what my 14 year old nephew thinks of the world : - doesn't know who will smith is - trump is crazy - not sure who epstein is - mr beast seems nice but might be evil - doesn't think about israel or palestine - wait was will smith in captain america

The Co-exist bumper sticker but all of the letters are the Star of David

Unusual memes is going to eat good next week

There hasn't been a funny podcast in four years

The pope should never speak English wtf is this

with an absolutely broken heart, I have to tell you all that I put sweet Bluebert to rest today. He had several serious and conflicting issues that came to light in the past few days. I would've done anything for this cat, but the kindest thing to do was to let him go.

Is that fucking shin chan

Looks like he was mostly committed to hugs and high fives in that pic

Happy biwfday adowf hitwah

I've had the same ~450 followers for about five years and I think a large majority of them got covid and died