BONGOMIN STEVEN

Thank you Switzerland.♥️…We had something special last night…I vented about Arsenal and you sang along.😂🫶🏽…I have to come back.🇨🇭

The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.

Govt is seeking approval to expand the number of Cabinet Ministers from 21 to 30 and also increase the number of other Ministers from 21 to 51. The debate is on the floor of Parliament right now.

YOU MUST BELIEVE YOU ARE GREAT BEFORE THERE IS EVIDENCE

You people are actually not taking this Ebola outbreak as serious as you should.

JUST IN: The "Steroid Olympics" announces a $10 million bounty to beat Usain Bolt’s 100m world record at the 2027 Enhanced Games.

Baryomusi 10: Muhoozi 00!

I’m in love with this sentence: “The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home.”

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

Grace

Tough but good times ahead!

Turmeric kills cancer cells. Turmeric reduces arthritis pain. Turmeric clears brain fog. Turmeric heals your gut. Add black pepper.

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

The biggest proof of a man’s greatness is how much he believes in his own greatness before there’s any visible evidence of it.

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

Nobert Mao after receiving his results 😂

It’s hard to bounce back. Please manage your finances well

I need this man to be president

I’ve had lunch twice today and it’s just 3pm, who knew being a premier league champion comes with a big appetite.