I get that you like anime bro but it doesn’t need to be one of the first things you mention when someone asks to describe yourself
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Steven Hauschka
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Steven Hauschka
@StevenHauschka
I kicked balls for a living. parody
Katılım Mart 2017
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Imagine if Cookie Monster discovers @crumbl
That I would like to see!
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BYU wide receiver Parker Kingston has been charged with felony rape in Washington County. abc4.com/news/crime/byu…
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The words “rizz” and “glizzy” have so many similar letters. I know there is a clever catchphrase combing the two words, but I’m having a hard time putting it together.
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Trump took a bullet for America… but that doesn’t compare to what Bruno Mars would do for a girl in the song “Grenade” 😂. Bruno Mars for president? Is he American?
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Last night was a defensive battle. My mind was blown thinking about the flight the LA Chargers had to take all the way to New York. Hopefully it went smoothly.
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I’m glad ⚠️BeReal⚠️ didn’t exist when I was 14… all I did was jerk off 😂
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“The spice of life is sitting on a couch and not knowing whether someone has m*sturbated there or not.” -Mark Twain
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Our economy has gone from being on the mend to being on the move. And now, we’re outpacing the world.
Karine Jean-Pierre Archived@PressSec46
A new independent analysis projected that, for the first time since 1976, the U.S. economy is poised to grow at a higher average annual growth rate than the Chinese economy in 2022.
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@POTUS As a democrat, this guy drives me crazy. What numbers is he looking at? My baby hasn’t eaten in over 6 weeks.
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Age 12... when being naughty turns from a bad thing to a great thing.
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