Steven Ortlieb

Me as a gif

@DrewStubbmuffin It’s a show where both teams get blank rooms and a theme and then get 2 days and $2000 to furnish and decorate the room with all thrifted items. I hate the people in it but it’s cool to see what they do. Resellers are basically scalpers and I hate them in any medium

Watching a thrift shopping competition show and now I want to go wander around a thrift store or antique mall for a few hours

@ParodyBobst *Patrick Starr voice* Are steak quesadillas vegan?

@StevenOrtlieb Hope its a vegan place in light of your recent bloodwork.

Texted my wife who was upstairs about dinner plans. She came up with this idea. We picked the same 3 restaurants.

CGHLP(old fashioned)

@ColBourbon @BulleitUSA @NHLBlackhawks Same, would have loved to have kept him obviously. At least they’re good now, right? Right?

@StevenOrtlieb @BulleitUSA @NHLBlackhawks Totally get that. No inkling we had a shot at him back then. Was sure he was just re-signing in Detroit. We definitely don't get 3 Cups without him.

Weekend sports vibes. Bourbon sour with @BulleitUSA in my @NHLBlackhawks Marian Hossa glasses. Cheers!

I mean, if that’s the trade off for the Wings missing the playoffs this year i think that’s workable

@ambermichelllle I missed the update, they’re good then?

The puppies say “go blue” 💙〽️🏀

Currently sitting with a vibrating heating pad on the backside of my knee (PCL maybe?) because I’m at the ripe old age of cramps at the worst possible times

@tim_c_23 It feels like a never ending cycle. They play like shit, Todd has to go nuclear on them and throw a chair at somebody’s head or something, they play great in the next game, then look like shit again

I have a feeling tomorrow against Minnesota we are going to look really great and we’ll just be confused

That first Saosin album absolutely FUCKS

@SuperSisi @DrewStubbmuffin

The perfect garlic holder doesn’t exi-

Didn’t get to watch the game today but this is right where I’m at

That adults knew what they were doing. Nobody knows anything, we’re all just winging it and hoping for the best (there also is no best)

@moritzmarais Really? Fuuuuuuuuuck, I might have to go back and grab them now

@StevenOrtlieb lmaooo honestly some fun cards in there

excited for wherever the hell this entails

This is what I’m saying. Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown won 239 games between 1903 and 1916 (11 with the #Reds in 1913) and made the Hall of Fame. This generation is just soft, man

@DanhausenAD @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Incoming video of Jordan giving you a 15 minute dissertation on the history of curses riddled with inaccuracies and mispronunciations that he’ll swear are correct

A special message to @ConanOBrien and @TeamCoco Now go listen to Conan O’Brien needs a friendhausen or you. are. cursed!

This is excellent. For all of my WWE criticism (and I have a LOT) they are handling Danhausen perfectly. Goofy wrestling 4 lyfe