I’m fully invested in the Shoreditch autonomous taxi debacle. Waymo cabs have been driving down this street at 4am, getting stuck, then having to reverse & making loads of noise & waking up residents. Now they’ve blocked it in lmao
HT @ccshoreditch
🚨Breaking news: local man’s anti-inbred defence system dismantled by authorities.
Can’t even run a budget-level security system anymore without the puppet @metpoliceuk showing up.
“Met Police treating my joke bottle like I’m a Bond villain assembling a biological weapon ” @JohnCleese
Sign removed. Bottle confiscated. Public safety restored. Heroic.
Now on this basis @MayorofLondon will start his next election campaign 😂
🚨Unruly Indian 🇮🇳 causes a disturbance on a flight, gets folded like a blanket for his trouble.
This is a microcosm of our society.
This is what happens when you push the whites too far.
Also, bonus lesbian performatively tries to ‘help’ but only gets in the way 😂
Sainsbury's worker of 15 years was sacked for tackling 'aggressive' Champagne thief on the same day he performed CPR on the store's only security guard trib.al/u0aGMHR
How to 1 ) miss your flight 2 ) get a drunk and disorderly charge 3 ) get put on a new fly list 4 ) get a making terroristic threats charge, show up drunk, demand food before everyone is even seated in the plane, stretch your ass out across all three seats so no one can sit, refuse to get off the plane and force them to deboard the plane, then when they come to remove you make a b*mb threat🙄
Paul Simmons is Reform UK’s candidate in Thames Ditton & East Molesey, East Surrey.
If you’re going to post mocking videos of AI Keir Starmer and Sadiq Khan in an extra-marital love affair - calling them gay, Paul, perhaps don’t also be on Adult Hub looking for casual hook ups with Cross Dressing and Trans swingers.
It’s hypocrisy.
What’s worse is you are standing for Reform UK and describe yourself as Gender Neutral, your own party wants to “ban trans ideology” and opposes gender-fluid recognition.
If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area.
We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead.
You get what you vote for.
No hay desnudos.
No hay bailes hipersexualizados.
No hay gestos obscenos.
No hay letras vacías.
No hay música mediocre.
No hay voz autotuneada.
Por eso no habrá otro igual a Michael Jackson.