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I just started watching Dexter. I find it concerning how much I relate to Dexter. Not the killer part. But the constantly pretending to make everyone else feel better.

@elonmusk I’ve never gone from “I need to see this movie” to “no thanks” so quickly. Too bad.

Chris Nolan desecrated the Odyssey so that he would be eligible for an Academy Award …

@DanhausenAD Never heard of him. Still in the Indy’s?

Danhausen would like to wrestle NXT superstar up and comer Shawn Michael in the John Cena superstar classic invitational

@ScottHiles1 @Lions Just saw it’s going to be the Bears.

@StevenXSmoove @Lions I think we're either playing the Giants or Bears on Thanksgiving. We cant play the Packers since they play on Thanks Eve. And I dont see the Viqueens being a marquee primetime game. And theres not much left after those 3 teams now. Bucs? Saints? Titans? Jets?

Only two games announced for the @Lions. Already calling bullshit on the @NFL schedule makers. #OnePride Patriots should have been a legitimate home game. Thanksgiving even.

@fordfield Booooooooo. Should have been played in Detroit.

A home game away from home 🇩🇪

@TotalProSports 2

You can only pick one… 🤔🤔🤔

YOU CANNOT BE KIDDING ME, AGAIN!? Not only does the home plate ump F over Flaherty all start long, now the 3rd base ump is blocking Keith from scoring! Fuck the umps! Detroit v Everybody once again

@OleTimeHardball Was going to say Mantle, but it has to be Ted Williams. So I’d swap Mays for Mantle.

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

Rakestraw will definitely survive a season with that fresh new number!

@Lions Rakestraw will definitely survive a season with that fresh new number!

New digits

@FBallAnalysisYT Same

Call me a boomer for this take but the biggest thing I want from the schedule release is as many 1:00 games for my team as possible

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota

@imyrated Can anybody put me in contact with that kid? I would also like to bully them.

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now What the hell happened to this country?

Gretchen Whitmer's friend and prominent Michigan Democrat Fay Beydoun, indicted on 16 felony charges for allegedly stealing $20 million from the state Whitmer appointed her to a state board who oversaw certain grants. She allegedly applied for a grant with forged documents and used the money for personal expenses.

@HossMatch That’s just mean. 🤣

As a WWE lifelong fan I’d recommend watching these if you want to get into the company

@WrestleOps No Gunther? Iyo not at 1? Bullshit list.

Bleacher Report ranks the Top 10 Men and Women in WWE right now: Men: #1. Roman Reigns #2. Cody Rhodes #3. Jacob Fatu #4. Penta #5. Trick Williams #6. Oba Femi #7. Bron Breakker #8. Finn Bálor #9. Ethan Page #10. Seth Rollins Women: #1. Rhea Ripley #2. Liv Morgan #3. Becky Lynch #4. Tiffany Stratton #5. IYO SKY #6. Asuka #7. Jacy Jayne #8. Roxanne Perez #9. Stephanie Vaquer #10. Jade Cargill (@BleacherReport)

@_Ava_VT I don’t know. I’m pretty ugly. Pretty sure that’s worth a cool million.

SERIOUS QUESTION: If somebody handed you $800,000 and said it's because you're ugly, would you accept it?

I got a partial season ticket package for the @tigers this season because Verlander was back. One away game and he’s on the IL. Has been for a month. Now Tarik Skubal is hurt and will be sidelined for several months. Very regretful. Definitely not renewing next season.