Steve Stevenson

When did chick fil a biscuits get so small

@MrSleepyguy5200 Once had a fella tell me “I didn’t take you for a flip flop guy.” What does that mean??

I’m glad times have changed, my buddies used to rip me for wearing rainbows on campus

@UzbekiLebby That yank has some nerve telling me I can’t wear flip flops

@Steven_1865 Carl number 1 hater

Based

@RustySmith1351 Yeah so it’s acceptable for these retards to wear boots in august but it’s a crime for flip flops

@Steven_1865 You damn right

@Liz_Wheeler What’s wrong with gambling???

This is 💯 true. Men playing video games is peak unattractive. Beyond red flag. Like dealbreaker zone. It’s weird that so many dudes don’t get this.

@goatcolonelreb They’ve been psyoped into thinking guys find it attractive

@KaChigga69 @TheBirdFuckedJo Chegg is great for all accounting classes

@DeuceMcEvans Can say what you want about Mississippi State but I’m so glad I didn’t go to school with kids like this

These are real people at the University of Alabama. #ShrinkMySchool

@Bukayo__77 The 90th minute winner at home against United was special

@AFCAMDEN Legend of the game

Vardy reminding Spurs fans of how many Premier League titles they’ve won twitter.com/UTD_Menzguy16/…

@MrSleepyguy5200 Forbes was an animal that season

@pickleballing69 @alltimegoober I already got it bad and now it has blown over

@alltimegoober You getting pissed on yet? Shit is rough up north

Sittin on the porch watchin the trees sway with the hound

@aurahaver7 Sick. I’m doing a league not in the pl app that’s more like fantasy football so there’s no captains

@Steven_1865 triple captain

my starboy cooks again!

Nothing beats the Saturday routine of waking up early to watch soccer and then watching college football all day

Craving college football rn

@aurahaver7 M goat cooooked